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Ill Gifts

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Ill gift image 1 - catalog reference cgon116

Related topics: ill, illness, sick, sickie, sickies, sickness, work, off sick, sick note, absent, absence, absentee, absenteeism, phone, telephone, bug, virus, viral, viruses, insect, insects, nasty bug, in bed, off work, worker, workers, working,

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'I shan't be in today - I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

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Ill gift image 2 - catalog reference cgon488

Related topics: performance target, performance targets, nhs, national health service, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, poorly, gp, gps, g, p, , g, p, s, ailment, ailment, target, targets,

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'It's bad news I'm afraid. Your illness isn't on our performance targets.'

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Ill gift image 3 - catalog reference cgon505

Related topics: polyclinic, parrot, parrots, talking bird, talking birds, bird, birds, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, poorly, gp, gps, g, p, , g, p, s, ailment, ailments, vet, vets, polly,

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Polyclinic.

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Ill gift image 4 - catalog reference cgo0080

Related topics: illness, sick, sicknes, unwell, ill, doctor, doctors, diagnose, diagnosing, henmania, hen, hens, tim henman, tennis,

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"You've got henmania"

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Ill gift image 5 - catalog reference forn1051

Related topics: christmas, xmas, festive season, christmas excess, overeating, overdrinking, gp, gp's, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, gorge, greed, greedy, obese, obesity, surgery, patient, christmas food, patients,

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"So exactly which of the three turkeys,126 mince pies or 316 cans of lager you've had do you think might have been a 'bit off' and made you feel a bit unwell?"

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Ill gift image 6 - catalog reference forn833

Related topics: gps, sick, sickie, sickies, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, surgeon, surgeons, off work, doctor's note, doctor's notes, doctors note, doctors notes, gp's, gp, sick notes, sick note, doctors, doctor, surgery,

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"It's a 'well pissed off note'."

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Ill gift image 7 - catalog reference forn1136

Related topics: avian flu, bird flu, vaccines, vaccine, gp, surgery, doctor, epidemic, bird, nhs, doh, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, vaccine, vaccines, candidate, candidates, vulnerable,

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"In the unlikely event that we should ever have to prioritise candidates for avian flu vaccine I doubt if 'full time sex god' will rate very highly..."

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Ill gift image 8 - catalog reference forn1141

Related topics: christmas, xmas, festive season, christmas excess, overeating, overdrinking, gp, gp's, medical, surgery, patient, patients, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, stool, stools, stool smaple, stool samples, present, presents, gift, gifts, gluttony, greed, overindulging,

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"Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!"

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Ill gift image 9 - catalog reference forn1142

Related topics: internet, medical, gp, symptoms, symptoms on internet, self diagnosis, self-diagnosis, worried well, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health mot, health mots, health check, health checks,

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Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': "I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses."

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Ill gift image 10 - catalog reference forn1145

Related topics: valentine, valentine's day, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, arrow, arrows, shot, in love, lover, lovers, falling in love, valentines day, cupid, love, cupid's arrow, contagious, diet, fat, cupid, valentine's day, relationship,

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Valentine's day..."The good news is that I don't think it's contagious."

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