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Crap Gifts

Welcome to the "crap" gifts page from CartoonStock. Any of these cartoons (subject to the above) can be bought as prints/originals or printed on the merchandise at the bottom of this page. Follow the links on this page to search for gifts on other topics or to purchase reproduction rights for any of these images.

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Crap gift image 1 - catalog reference mban1331

Related topics: tv dinners, tv dinner, junk food, junk foods, cheese, budget, budgets, food shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, crap, cheesy, cheap, low-budget, grocery shopping, comfort food, diet, diets, comfort foods, healthy living,

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Crappy TV dinners.

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Crap gift image 2 - catalog reference dre0606

Related topics: pigeon, pigeons, monument, monuments, memorial, memorials, bird, birds, city bird, city birds, bird poo, poo, poos, pooing, droppings, bird droppings, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, attraction, attractions, crap, craps, crapping,

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National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

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Crap gift image 3 - catalog reference dre0330

Related topics: heaven, dog, doggie, doggies, doggie do, dogs, dog do, dog poop, poop, poops, dog heaven, doggie heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, shoe, shoes, dog muck, dog mess, poo, poos, crap, craps, shit, shits, lost, directions, map reading,

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'Oops! This is doggie heaven.'

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Crap gift image 4 - catalog reference rth0212

Related topics: england, prozac, pick me up, football, footballing, six pack, depressing, disappointing, england team, crap,

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"I thought the football was on so I brought you a six pack"

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Crap gift image 5 - catalog reference cgon317

Related topics: driving, drivers, driver, learner driver, learner drivers, student driver, student drivers, car, tests, cars, test, motoring, lessons, instructor, instructors, instruction, training, teaching, insensitive, learner, learning, crap, rubbish, plain speaking, language,

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Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

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Crap gift image 6 - catalog reference dre0636

Related topics: freud, freudian, couch, counselling couch, counseling couch, sigmund freud, toilet, toilets, therapy, therapist, therapists, crap, full of crap, talking crap, ass, psychoanalysist, psychoanalysists, bathroom, bathrooms, urine, analysist, analysists,

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Psycho-urine-anal-ass-ist. 'Among other things, John, you're full of crap.'

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Crap gift image 7 - catalog reference mba0300

Related topics: car boot sale, carboot sale, carboot sales, car boot sales, garage sale, garage sales, yard sale, yard sales, garbage, trash, crap, rubbish, spelled, spelling, spelt, insult, insulted,

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"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

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Crap gift image 8 - catalog reference rhan100

Related topics: house, housing, real estate, sell, selling, houses, estate agent, estate agents, realtor, realtors, bad, crap,

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'I've come up with a little trick, I'm sure will sell your house for the price you're asking!' - HOW?!!- I'll show it at NIGHT?!!

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Crap gift image 9 - catalog reference knin67

Related topics: internet, spam, virus, bug, worm, crap, pop-up, pop up, pop-ups, pop ups, virus's, worms, bugs, web, www, the web, full of crap, internet crap, rubbish, full of rubbish, email, emails, emailing, e-mail, e-mails,

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Internet crap.

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Crap gift image 10 - catalog reference rjo0104

Related topics: england, cricket, england cricket team, bad, awful, crap, opposition, team, teams, competition,

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'Myopic amputee school girls 2nd XI v's England' "Damn it, when are we going to get some decent opposition?"

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