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Desparate Gifts

Welcome to the "desparate" gifts page from CartoonStock. Any of these cartoons (subject to the above) can be bought as prints/originals or printed on the merchandise at the bottom of this page. Follow the links at the bottom of this page to search for gifts on other topics or to purchase reproduction rights for any of these images.

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Desparate gift image 1 - catalog reference for0346

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Related topics: contracts, contract, sweets, sweet, bribes, bribing, bribe, generation, g, p's, gp, recruiting, recruit, shortage, shortages, desparation, desparate,

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"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

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Desparate gift image 2 - catalog reference for0164

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Related topics: weight loss, diet, diets, weight loss campaign, doctor, doctors, slimming, slim, slim down, obese, obesity, fat, slimming down, hide, hidden, do not feed the bears, do not feed the animals, sign, signs, do not feed, desparate,

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"It may help as part of your weight loss campaign...but it's a little extreme"

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Desparate gift image 3 - catalog reference abr0403

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Related topics: soap, soaps, soapoperas, soap operas, coronation street, eastenders, emmerdale, jerry springer, desparate, need, addicted,

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Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

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Desparate gift image 4 - catalog reference hsc0093

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Related topics: tax, taxes, prayer, prayers, praying, bedtime, night time, desparate, help, god, inland revenue, internal revenue service, irs, ir, influence, the powers that be, mighty, powerful,

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"Do you have any pull with the IRS?"

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Desparate gift image 5 - catalog reference hsc0629

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Related topics: deadwood, phrases, phrase, shortages, shortage, hiring, insulting, desperation, desparate, downsizing, careers, career,

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"...Companies have laid off too much deadwood, and now there's a shortage."

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Desparate gift image 6 - catalog reference jlvn188

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Related topics: bathroom, toilet, bathrooms, toilets, drunk, drunks, alcohol, alcoholics, alcoholic, friends, friend, desparate, desparate for the toilet, desperate, desperate for the toilet, occupied, occupied toilet, vacant, occupied toilets, ladies, gents, male, female,

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Two heads are better than one. Especially when you have to pee and one is occupied.

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Desparate gift image 7 - catalog reference jmo1010

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Related topics: cash-flow, collections, collection, collecting, contributions, contribution, desperation, desparate, problems, problem,

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"The firm has a cash-flow problem."

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Desparate gift image 8 - catalog reference jmo1316

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Related topics: praying, prayer, fear, hope, wishing, failures, failing, failure, unsuccessful, figures, figure, desparation, desparate,

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"He must have seen the figures for the 4th quarter."

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Desparate gift image 9 - catalog reference ksm0546

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Related topics: old, getting older, date, dating, dates, fussy, picky, desparate, men, fancy, wife, wives, depressed, depression,

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"I used to be really fussy about women. But these days I even fancy your wife!"

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Desparate gift image 10 - catalog reference sbln15

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Related topics: work, deal, sale, business, boss, boss's, colleague, colleagues, compromise, grovel, beg, wimp, pathetic, deals, salesman, salesmen, offer, offers, close the deal, closing the deal, desparate,

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'Compromise is not in my vocabulary, but grovel is if that's any help.'

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