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Euphemism Gifts

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Euphemism gift image 1 - catalog reference for0257

Related topics: realignments, realignment, downsizing, downsize, euphemisms, euphemism, firing, dismissals, dismissal, sackings, sacking,

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"We brought him in because some people couldn't quite understand our 'personnel realignment and downsizing' policy."

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Euphemism gift image 2 - catalog reference bst0041

Related topics: euphemism, euphemisms, innuendo, innuendos, mobile phone, mobile phones, car, cars, money, possessions, showing off, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, cellphone, cellphones, judging, judgemental, appearance, appearances, flirt, flirting,

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'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'

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Euphemism gift image 3 - catalog reference ksm0717

Related topics: embarrassments, embarrassment, grandmothers, grandmother, euphemisms, euphemism, full deck of cards, mental illnesses, mental illness, phrases, phrase,

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"Hey, Dad, you were wrong. I've counted them all and gran is playing with a full deck of cards!"

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Euphemism gift image 4 - catalog reference jmo1497

Related topics: slacking, cards, card, euphemisms, euphemism, dealing, dealers, dealer, gambling, gambles, gamble, stockbroking, stockbrokers, stockbroker,

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"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

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Euphemism gift image 5 - catalog reference jmo1330

Related topics: prosecution, prosecuting, prosecutions, prosecuting, euphemisms, euphemism, euphemistic, candidates, candidate, convictions, conviction,

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"When I left Hobson, Ackroyd & Donkin it perfectly amicable. They said if I leave they wouldn't prosecute and I agreed."

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Euphemism gift image 6 - catalog reference jmo1166

Related topics: dedication, determination, verbose, verbosity, euphemism, beating around the bush, circumlocution, shareholders, shareholder, meetings, meeting, dramatic, poetic, declarations,

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Shareholders Meeting - "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat."

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Euphemism gift image 7 - catalog reference jmo0976

Related topics: riches, rich, early retirement, euphemisms, euphemism, board members, board member,

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"I have an announcement to make. Harry has decided to spend more time with his pension."

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Euphemism gift image 8 - catalog reference jmo0945

Related topics: euphemism, euphemisms, euphemistic, matches, match, timber, poverty, poor, phosphorus, failures, failure,

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"Hello, somebody said you had gone into the timber and phosphorus business."

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Euphemism gift image 9 - catalog reference jmo0889

Related topics: associates, associate, partners, partner, euphemisms, euphemism, euphemistic, hangers on, hanger on,

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"I prefer to call them associates - not hangers on."

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Euphemism gift image 10 - catalog reference nha0042

Related topics: geese, goose, christmas, sayings, saying, phrases, phrase, insulted, insults, insult, euphemisms, euphemism, fatness, insecure, self-conscious, sensitivity,

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"...Don't listen to them, you're just big-boned!"

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