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Paranoid Gifts

Welcome to the "paranoid" gifts page from CartoonStock. Any of these cartoons (subject to the above) can be bought as prints/originals or printed on the merchandise at the bottom of this page. Follow the links at the bottom of this page to search for gifts on other topics or to purchase reproduction rights for any of these images.

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Paranoid gift image 1 - catalog reference cgo0224

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Related topics: caution, playground, play ground, playtime, play time, nit, nits, louse, lice, headlice, head lice, may contain nuts, paranoid, paranoia, kid, kids, overprotective, worry, worried, anxious, warning,

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Boy wearing hat saying: 'Caution - may contain nits.'

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Paranoid gift image 2 - catalog reference mban2076

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Related topics: imaginary friends, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, therapist, therapists, paranoid, paranoia, depressed, stressed, therapy, mental health, depression, stress, phycho, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, counseling, couneslor, counselors, friendless, lonely,

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"Look, it’s not my fault your imaginary friends like me better than you."

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Paranoid gift image 3 - catalog reference emc0188

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Related topics: hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, heart, hearts, heart beat, heartbeat, worry, worrying, worried, worries, beat, beating, beats, surgery, doctors surgery, doctors surgeries, paranoid, paranoia,

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Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

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Paranoid gift image 4 - catalog reference mban1640

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Related topics: diet, diets, big bum, big bums, pants, bum, bums, tramp, tramps, homeless, homelessness, weight, overweight, weight gain, tight pants, expectations, fat, obesity, poverty, street life, trousers, fat ass, fat arse, dieting, paranoid, paranoia,

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'Do these pants make my bum look fat?'

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Paranoid gift image 5 - catalog reference mban1435

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Related topics: paranoia, mental health, gossip, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, gossips, gossiping, paranoid, hotline, hotlines, tracing calls, call tracing, automated phone call, phone call, phone calls, automated, automation, tapped phoneline, tapped phonelines,

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"Paranoia Hotline. To hear what people are saying about you, press one. To learn who’s tracing this call, press two."

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Paranoid gift image 6 - catalog reference mban1236

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Related topics: therapy, therapist, therapists, doctor, doctors, mental health, mentally ill, paranoid, conspiracies, suffer, suffers, suffering, paranoia, conspiracy, patient, patients, counselling, counseling, ill, illness, sick, sickness, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counsellor,

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'You must be the tenth doctor who's told me I'm suffering from paranoia. What is this, some kind of conspiracy?'

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Paranoid gift image 7 - catalog reference mba0636

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Related topics: taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, metal detector, metal detectors, security, heightened security, terrorism, threat of terrorism, terrorist threat, paranoid, paranoia, secure, secured, safety, airport, airports, airport security, security guard, security guards,

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Taxicab security.

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Paranoid gift image 8 - catalog reference mba0403

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Related topics: cctv, surveillance, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, camera, cameras, pen, pens, pen thief, paranoid, paranoia, desk, desks, colleague, colleagues, work, worker, workers, working, petty theft, petty thief, petty thieving,

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'I didn't take your stupid pen.' (Colleague has surveillance camera set up on desk.'

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Paranoid gift image 9 - catalog reference jkn0230

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Related topics: car, cars, car thief, car thieves, car theft, car thefts, new car, new cars, joyrider, joyriders, security, security system, security systems, afford, affording, affordabilty, paranoid, paranoids, lock, locks,

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'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

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Paranoid gift image 10 - catalog reference dre0775

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Related topics: chicken, chickens, chicken little, hen, hens, thanksgiving, turkey, turkeys, bird, birds, axe, axes, sky, the sky is falling, the sky is falling in, falling sky, falling skies, apple, apples, farmer, farmers, meat, meats, eating meat, meat eater, paranoid, paranoia, axe, axes,

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Chicken Little's Cousin, Turkey Little: 'The Axe is falling! The axe is falling!'

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There are more than 10 "paranoid" cartoons click here to view the full selection.

All these cartoons can be printed on framed or unframed prints, T-shirts, mouse-mats, mugs and more - see below:

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