Praying Mantises Cartoons and Comics

'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra070512
High Res:
1900x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mariticide, praying mantis, praying mantises, bug, bugs, insect, insects, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, wife, wives, husband, husbands, wedding day, wedding days, marital problem, marital problems, weddings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, Brevity

'Dear god, please send flies.'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra110903
High Res:
1900x2274 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
praying mantis, praying mantises, fly eater, fly eaters, animal diet, animal diets, prayer, prayers, praying, prayed, diner prayer, dinner prayer, diner prayers, dinner prayers, food prayer, food prayers, natural predator, natural predators

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

Artist:
Reynolds, Dan
Search ID:
dren1052
High Res:
1500x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
Far Side, Reynolds Unwrapped, praying mantis, praying mantises, sexual cannibal, sexual cannibals, sexual cannibalism, bad habit, bad habits, love life, sex life, eating habit, eating habits, married life, entomologist, entomologists, insect, insects

'Men! Oh, sure. . . they always want to hook up but they don't want to stick around to be eaten alive afterward. . . am I right, ladies?'

Artist:
Whamond, Dave
Search ID:
dwh110502
High Res:
1900x2194 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dates, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, praying mantis, praying mantises, mate, mates, mating, mated, insect, insects, bug, bugs, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dated, sex life, love life, sex-life, love-life, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, Reality Check

'We have praying mantises. They're good for the garden as long as they don't pray for the spinach.'

Artist:
Campbell, Martha
Search ID:
mcan1482
High Res:
2321x3000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
praying mantis, praying mantises, insect, insects, bug, bugs, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, kitchen garden, kitchen gardens, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, spinach, pray, prays, praying, payer, payers, faith, plant, plants, hobby

'I thought the boss was going to bite my head off for losing the mantis account, but she was more interested in dating me.'

Artist:
Reynolds, Dan
Search ID:
dren704
High Res:
1500x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
Praying Mantis, account, accounts, accountancy, female, females, male, males, insect, insects, bug, bugs, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, boss, bosses, biting, praying mantises, mantises, mantis, mantes, manager, managers, management, mating ritual, mating rituals, angry

'... 'Mow the lawn, Sid or I'll devour you,' she says. 'Do this, or I'll devour you. Do that or I'll devour you'... That's why I play golf, Ernie...'

Artist:
Moore, Steve
Search ID:
smb050908
High Res:
1900x2558 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
praying mantis, praying mantises, mantis, mantises, wife, wives, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, In the Bleachers

'My Mama tried to eat me but I didn't taste good enough. Where was my Daddy?'

Artist:
Forde, Patrick
Search ID:
pfon552
High Res:
2980x2980 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
praying mantis, praying mantises, mantis, mantises, sexual cannibal, sexual cannibals, sexual cannibalism, rock band, rock bands, teenage angst, teenage angsts, rocker, rockers, punk rock, family life, broken home, broken families, childhood trauma, insect, insects

'Please Jenny, don't catch that!'

Artist:
Forde, Patrick
Search ID:
pfon503
High Res:
2980x2980 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sexual cannibalism, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, praying mantis, praying mantises, bug, bugs, insect, insects, bride, brides, groom, grooms, wedding day, wedding days, bridal bouquet, bridal bouquets, wedding tradition, wedding traditions

'I'm not saying I don't want children, I'm just saying maybe we should at least consider adoption...'

Artist:
Harris, T. Russell
Search ID:
trhn192
High Res:
2405x2051 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mantis, mantises, praying mantis, praying mantises, mate, mating, mates, reproductions, reproducing, adoptions, adopts, reproduce, reproduction, child, children, baby, babies, insect, insects, bug, bugs, adopt, adopting, adoption, adopted, male, female, head, self-preservation