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Stand-up Gifts

Welcome to the "stand-up" gifts page from CartoonStock. Any of these cartoons (subject to the above) can be bought as prints/originals or printed on the merchandise at the bottom of this page. Follow the links at the bottom of this page to search for gifts on other topics or to purchase reproduction rights for any of these images.

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Stand-up gift image 1 - catalog reference dre0085

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Related topics: blood, blood is thicker than water, water, stand up, stand-up, comedy, comedian, comedians, joke, jokes, pun, puns, stand-ups, stand ups, relative, relatives, relation, relations, thick, stupid, stupidity,

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'They say, 'Blood is thicker than water.' That's certainly true in my family...my relatives are as thick as hell.'

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Stand-up gift image 2 - catalog reference mba0491

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Related topics: career, careers, new career, new careers, new job, new jobs, career change, career changes, stand up, stand-up, comedian, comedians, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, laugh, laughing, last laugh, the last laugh,

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They all laughed when he gave up a promising career in accounting to do stand-up. Well, no one's laughing now.'

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Stand-up gift image 3 - catalog reference mban2194

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Related topics: timing, great act, fall flat, shows, show, timing, show biz, stage, perform, show off, entertain, entertainer, entertainers, comedian, comedians, stand up, stand ups, stand-up, stand-up, stand up comedian, stand up comedians,

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Bob’s timing was off. Even a great act can fall flat if you show up the wrong night.

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Stand-up gift image 4 - catalog reference dre1057

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Related topics: sheep, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, pig, pigs, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, barn, barns, joke, jokes, stand up, stand-up, comedian, comedians, punchline, punchlines,

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'A priest, a Rabbi and a minister walk into a barn...'

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Stand-up gift image 5 - catalog reference mban904

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Related topics: wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, left at the alter, alter, marriages, stood-up, stand-up, wedding day, wedding days, church wedding, marriage, stood up, no-show, best man, coincidence, run off, elope, abandon, abandons, vicar, vicars,

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“Your best man hasn’t shown up either. Probably just a coincidence.”

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Stand-up gift image 6 - catalog reference mban968

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Related topics: heart attack, angina, cardiovascular disease, angina monologues, shortness of breath, audience, crowd, standup, stand-up, stand up, speech, talk, monologue, monologues, recitation,

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'The Angina Monologues'

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Stand-up gift image 7 - catalog reference mwi0095

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Related topics: book, books, read, reading, reader, readers, jester, jesters, royalty, king, kings, queen, queens, telly, television, comedy, comedian, comedians, stand-up, stand up,

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"Do you fancy a read? or shall I put the jester on?"

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Stand-up gift image 8 - catalog reference cgon387

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Related topics: comedy, comedians, stand-ups, stand up, stand ups, joke, mother in law, mother in laws, mother-in-laws, stand-up, comedian, jokes, political, correctness, mother-in-law, politically correct, pc, p, c, , political correctness, comic, comics, punchline, punchlines,

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Comedians: Before and after political corectness.

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Stand-up gift image 9 - catalog reference vsh0307

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Related topics: comedian, comedians, comedy, standup, stand-up, stand up, comic, standup comedian, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, stand-up comic, ceo, c, e, o, , david brent, funny boss, entertainer, chilled out entertainer,

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Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

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Stand-up gift image 10 - catalog reference mmcn14

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Related topics: comedian, comedians, stand up, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, funny, humor, humorous, humour, humourous, laugh, laughs, laughter, laughing, joke, jokes, telling jokes, stand-up, club, clubs, show, tv,

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"Firstly, I'd like you to put aside your preconceived notions of what constitutes funny..."

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