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Useless Advice Gifts

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Useless Advice gift image 1 - catalog reference ear0730

Related topics: doctors, medical advice, liver, livers, liver and onions, a pound of onions, eat, eating, eats, bad doctor, bad doctors, useless advice, onion, onions, cook, cooking, cooks, food, butcher, butchers, meat, eating meat, butcher shop, doctor's office, nurses, nurse, chef,

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'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

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Useless Advice gift image 2 - catalog reference jmo0465

Related topics: stocks, shares, stock, share, traders, trader, useless advice, advice, advising, thoughtlessness, absurdity, homelessness, divide between rich and poor, tips, tip, share tips, share tip,

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"Buy gold."

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Useless Advice gift image 3 - catalog reference gja0193

Related topics: pole, pole vaulter, pole-vaulter, olympic pole vaulter, olympic pole-vaulter, poles, pole vaulters, pole-vaulters, olympic pole vaulters, olympic pole-vaulters, olympics, olympic games, useless advice, unsolicited advice, unwanted advice,

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'You need a bigger pole.'

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Useless Advice gift image 4 - catalog reference mly0054

Related topics: advice, advising, bad advice, clancy, useless advice, memory loss, forgetfulness, forgetful, forgetting, lack of sympathy,

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Clancy: Advice for a Bad Memory

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Useless Advice gift image 5 - catalog reference mly0083

Related topics: clancy, insomnia, diagnoses, diagnosis, insomniacs, insomniac, sleeplessness, lack of sleep, useless advice, thoughtlessness, thoughtless,

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Clancy:Chronic Insomnia

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Useless Advice gift image 6 - catalog reference mly0163

Related topics: doctors, doctor, goldfish, goldfishes, advice, useless advice, medical advice, fluids, fluid, fishes, fish,

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"And remember, keep up those fluids."

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Useless Advice gift image 7 - catalog reference mst0034

Related topics: medical advice, advice, useless advice, labelling, prescription, warning, warning label, health hazard,

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Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

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