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Uselessness gift image 1 - search ID epa0019

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'What about my needs?' 'They're in the refridgerator!'

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Related topics: clancy, painting, uselessness, creativity, creative, artists, artist, artistic, paintings, painters, painter, misunderstanding, creative impulse, artiness, creative impulse, airy, impractical,

Clancy: Painting the Barn

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'Herbert, I'd like you to meet Ralph Treemont...Ralph has failed at everything he's ever tried to do.'

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Related topics: uselessness, useless, helicopter, helicopters, punishment, punishing, punish, disliking, dislike, employees, employee,

"Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out."

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Related topics: inefficiency, monitoring, monitor, waste, downsizing, economising, ironies, irony, inefficient, wasteful, uselessness, employers, employer, cheekiness, usurping,

"That efficiency expert you hired said I should get rid of you."

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Uselessness gift image 6 - search ID jmo1033

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Related topics: medical insurance, health insurance, insurance, uselessness, useless, conditions, condition, useless, pointlessness, ineffectual, ineffective,

"Of course the policy is automatically cancelled should either of you need medical treatment."

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Related topics: snakes, snake, communications, communication, assertiveness, assertive, snakes, snake, desperate measures, desperate measure, uselessness, advice, advising,

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

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Uselessness gift image 8 - search ID jmo1537

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"I suggest you take the pins out of the map and start sticking out in the salesmen."

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Uselessness gift image 9 - search ID jmo0741

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Related topics: advertising, advertising department, public image, public relations, image, pr, advertising copy, copy, uselessness, useless, speil, lies, lie, artifice,

"...Leave the new improved and miracle breakthrough stuff to our advertising dept."

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Related topics: uselessness, consumption, consumers, consumer, useless, advertising agencies, advertising agency, products, product,

"Of course nobody needs one, that's why I called the advertising people in."

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