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Uselessness Gifts

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Uselessness gift image 1 - catalog reference ear0215

Related topics: dishearten, disheartened, failure, failures, fail, underachiever, underachievers, low achiever, low achievers, useless, uselessness, bum, bums, loser, losers, stupid, washout, washouts, nobody, nobodies, blunt, straightforward, honest, honesty, introduce, introduction,

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'Herbert, I'd like you to meet Ralph Treemont...Ralph has failed at everything he's ever tried to do.'

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Uselessness gift image 2 - catalog reference abr1114

Related topics: jigsaws, jigsaw, incompetence, incompetent, husbands, husband, taking things literally, uselessness, useless,

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"I knew I shouldn't have told him to stick to something he's good at."

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Uselessness gift image 3 - catalog reference jmo0686

Related topics: inefficiency, monitoring, monitor, waste, downsizing, economising, ironies, irony, inefficient, wasteful, uselessness, employers, employer, cheekiness, usurping,

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"That efficiency expert you hired said I should get rid of you."

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Uselessness gift image 4 - catalog reference jmo0741

Related topics: advertising, advertising department, public image, public relations, image, pr, advertising copy, copy, uselessness, useless, speil, lies, lie, artifice,

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"...Leave the new improved and miracle breakthrough stuff to our advertising dept."

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Uselessness gift image 5 - catalog reference jmo0758

Related topics: uselessness, consumption, consumers, consumer, useless, advertising agencies, advertising agency, products, product,

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"Of course nobody needs one, that's why I called the advertising people in."

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Uselessness gift image 6 - catalog reference jmo1033

Related topics: medical insurance, health insurance, insurance, uselessness, useless, conditions, condition, useless, pointlessness, ineffectual, ineffective,

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"Of course the policy is automatically cancelled should either of you need medical treatment."

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Uselessness gift image 7 - catalog reference jmo1196

Related topics: employability, supermarkets, supermarket, sell-by dates, sell-by date, uselessness, unwanted, devalued, employees, employee,

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Supermarkets - "The board was discussing sell-by dates - including yours."

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Uselessness gift image 8 - catalog reference jmo1482

Related topics: nepotism, nepotists, nepotist, credit, taking credit, charts, chart, son, sons, family business, untalented, uselessness, useless,

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"This is my son, Nigel. He'll be taking credit for all of your work."

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Uselessness gift image 9 - catalog reference jmo1537

Related topics: sales, sale, pins, pin, salesmen, salesman, uselessness, useless, sales' areas, sales' area, incompetence, unsuccessful,

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"I suggest you take the pins out of the map and start sticking out in the salesmen."

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Uselessness gift image 10 - catalog reference jmo1542

Related topics: uselessness, useless, helicopter, helicopters, punishment, punishing, punish, disliking, dislike, employees, employee,

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"Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out."

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