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Vital Statistics Gifts

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Vital Statistics gift image 1 - catalog reference abr0430

Related topics: date, dating, dates, vital statistics, measurements, blind date, blind dates, shock, shocks, mislead, singles bar, singles bars,

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"When you mentioned in your advert your vital statistics were 34-24-34. I didn�t realise you were talking about one of your leg measurements"

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Vital Statistics gift image 2 - catalog reference shr0180

Related topics: teacher, teachers, measurements, vital stats, vital statistics, hips, breasts, waist, stats, leacture, lectures, lecturer, lecturers, class anatomy, anatomy, sexist, sexists, sexism, student, students, pupil, pupils, biology, bio, science lesson, science lessons,

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Class anatomy 3.2 - female poster has women's measurements on.

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Vital Statistics gift image 3 - catalog reference shr0239

Related topics: anatomy, women's anatomy, vital stats, vital statistics, scientist, scientists, biology, measurement, measurements, waist, waists, breast, breasts, hips, curvy, curvaceous, science class, science classes, lecturer, sexist, sexists, sexism, old fashioned, poster, posters,

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Class Anatomy - 38:24:37.

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Vital Statistics gift image 4 - catalog reference gwhn181

Related topics: female vicar, female vicars, vital statistics, statistics, priests, churches, priest, church, mass, hymns, music, singing, physique, fitness, hymn number, hymn numbers,

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'They're not hymn numbers - she's showing off her figure!'

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Vital Statistics gift image 5 - catalog reference lka0031

Related topics: maternity, maternity ward, maternity wards, overweight, obese, obesity, fat, vital statistics, vital statistic, statistic, statistics, measurement, measurements, bust, busts, waisitline, waistlines, waist, waists, hip, hips,

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'Another 36-48-36!'

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Vital Statistics gift image 6 - catalog reference aton19

Related topics: weight, dieting, self-image, fashion, clothing design, tailors, tailor, tailoring, measurement, measurements, vital statistics, self-image, image, secret, secrets, discretion, privacy, confidence, confidentiality,

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"I can assure you that your measurements are safe with me."

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Vital Statistics gift image 7 - catalog reference dpan1003

Related topics: hit and run driver, police, sexy driver, policeman, policemen, police, police officer, police officers, vital statistics, hit and run, hit run, hit, hits, accident, accidents, women driver, women drivers, accident report, accident reports, curvaceous,

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'Yes,I got her number alright-38-22-36!'

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Vital Statistics gift image 8 - catalog reference dpan164

Related topics: eskimos, eskimos, figure, figures, vital statistics, measurement, measurements, ladies' measurements, pride, proud, inuit, inuits, winter clothes, winter clothing, padded, padding,

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"Underneath all that,lies a perfect 38"22"36"!!"

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Vital Statistics gift image 9 - catalog reference dpa0150

Related topics: rich, wealthy, well off, pretty, vital statistics, vital statistic, size, shape, shapes, dating agency, dating agencies, marriage bureau, marriage bureaus, match, matches, computer dating,

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"She's 23-38-44 but she has pretty money"

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Vital Statistics gift image 10 - catalog reference dpan2376

Related topics: foreign legion, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, big bust, vital statistics, vital stats, soldier, soliders, big busted woman,

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'She's gonna take some forgetting - after all she was 45' 18' 36'!'

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