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Worthless Gifts

Welcome to the "worthless" gifts page from CartoonStock. Any of these cartoons (subject to the above) can be bought as prints/originals or printed on the merchandise at the bottom of this page. Follow the links at the bottom of this page to search for gifts on other topics or to purchase reproduction rights for any of these images.

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Worthless gift image 1 - catalog reference ear0422

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Related topics: gold, worth your weight in gold, cheap gold, thirty dollars an ounce, ounce of gold, fired, sacked, insult, insulting, cheap, inexpensive, price of gold, decreasing price of gold, cost, costs, costs of gold, insulted, worth, worthless, boss, bosses, manager, managers,

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'listen, Ruth Ann, when I said you were worth your weight in gold, it was only $30.00 and ounce.'

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Worthless gift image 2 - catalog reference mmcn26

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Related topics: antique, antiques, antiques roadshow, value, valuable item, valuable items, tat, worthless, tv show, tv shows, snobs, valuation, valuations, valuing, snooty, snob, porcelain,

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"It's a wonderful example of what we in the trade call 'tat'..."

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Worthless gift image 3 - catalog reference dbrn228

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Related topics: gold, inflation, prospecting, mining, miner, miners, money, money, worth, value, old fashioned, out of date, worthless, time,

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'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

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Worthless gift image 4 - catalog reference dco0048

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Related topics: pharmacy, pharmacists, tissues, tissue, runny nose, runny noses, unhelpful, useless, worthless, ineffective,

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"Something for a runny nose...How about tissues?"

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Worthless gift image 5 - catalog reference rjo0360

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Related topics: repeat, repeats, crap, worthless, boring, apologies, apology, nostalgia, nostalgic, television, tv,

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Apology, nothing worth being nostalgic about

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Worthless gift image 6 - catalog reference rbun2

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Related topics: glasshouse, shotgun, science, scientist, study, gun, experiment, glass house, glass houses, guns, experiments, useless, worthless, waste of time, greenhouse, greenhouses, funding, funds,

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'Well, Hamilton, we can add 'discharge shotgun' to the list of things people who live in glass houses shouldn't do.'

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Worthless gift image 7 - catalog reference aman228

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Related topics: saving, savings, life saving, fortune, fortunes, wealth, bankrupt, bankruptcy, lampost, lamposts, egg, eggs, laying eggs, worthwhile, worthless, butler, butlers, research, researching, suicide, suicidal, death wish, death wishes, killing yourself, depression, mental health,

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"Well Groves, I've spent my entire fortune trying to convince the world that lamposts lay eggs and I'm not 100% sure it was worth it."

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Worthless gift image 8 - catalog reference shu0040

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Related topics: cat, cats, cat flap, unnecessary, inessential, ineffecient, needless, redundant, useless, worthless, needless, reasonless, unwarranted, impertinent,

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Man instals cat flap while cat enters through postage flap

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Worthless gift image 9 - catalog reference jhan207

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Related topics: promotions, promotion, personnel, executives, management, anonymity, coworkers, coworker, associate, colleague, job, jobs, office issues, despair, self esteem, peon, promoted, promotion, unwelcome, unnecessary, useless, unrequired, redundant, worthless,

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"'I've been promoted from 'peon' to 'nameless cog'.'"

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Worthless gift image 10 - catalog reference dro0463

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Related topics: job, jobs, career, careers, profession, professions, evaluation, evaluations, appraisal, appraisals, worthless, bates, example, examples,

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"You're not a completely worthless, Bates. I'm highlighting you as an example for others not to follow"

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