{"id":2096,"date":"2019-04-17T06:00:06","date_gmt":"2019-04-17T10:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/more.cartooncollections.com\/?p=2096"},"modified":"2020-08-19T09:43:22","modified_gmt":"2020-08-19T13:43:22","slug":"executioner-and-mom-caption-contest-commentary-with-lawrence-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/executioner-and-mom-caption-contest-commentary-with-lawrence-wood\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cExecutioner and mom\u201d Caption Contest Commentary with Lawrence Wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2062\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/ExecutionerMomCC.jpg\" alt=\"Cartoon Captions Contest\" width=\"300\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/ExecutionerMomCC.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/ExecutionerMomCC-300x239.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/ExecutionerMomCC-768x611.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Dr. Benjamin Schwartz has drawn a shirtless and hooded executioner introducing a kindly old woman (also wearing a hood) to his next victim: a prisoner who\u2019s on his knees with his hands tied behind his back and his head above a chopping block. The executioner\u2014whose expression, from what we can see, is not very threatening\u2014is speaking.<\/p>\n<p>I assumed the elderly women was the executioner\u2019s mother, and the first joke I came up with was the far too obvious, <b>\u201cIt\u2019s \u2018take your mother to work\u2019 day.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Maybe the executioner was feeling guilty about his job and hoping his mother could help assuage this guilt by putting in a good word for him: <b>\u201cTake it from her\u2014I\u2019m really a nice guy.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Maybe he was using his mother to help explain why he was in this line of work: <b>\u201cAfter my father died, I had to quit school and run the business.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Maybe he was embarrassed by his mother\u2019s pride in his work: <b>\u201cIt\u2019s always \u2018my son, the executioner\u2019 this, and \u2018my son, the executioner\u2019 that.\u201d <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Maybe he was simply explaining why his mother was there: <b>\u201cShe\u2019ll clean up.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Finally, I came up with a caption that focused on every mother\u2019s desire to see her son get married, and connected that to the executioner\u2019s method of finding women who are not yet but soon will be single: <b>\u201cShe wants me to find a nice girl and settle down. Is your wife nice?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Now let\u2019s see how you did.<\/p>\n<p>Many of you focused on the elderly woman\u2019s cane\u2014something I overlooked\u2014and connected it to a far less severe form of punishment:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cWe&#8217;ll warm up with a gentle caning.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI&#8217;m not sure who you know, but the judge reduced your sentence to a caning.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Good news. Your sentence was reduced to caning.&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Several of you suggested the old woman is about to kill the prisoner, but not with an axe:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>&#8220;She&#8217;s going to kill you with kindness.&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;She&#8217;ll talk your head off.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I especially liked the following captions, which presume that the old woman <i>will<\/i> use an axe to decapitate the prisoner, but not without difficulty:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cDon&#8217;t worry, with her astigmatism, she&#8217;ll probably only lop off your ear.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cHer eyes aren&#8217;t so good so don&#8217;t move around too much.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cShe&#8217;s not accurate, but she is persistent.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt&#8217;s actually much worse if she does it.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I especially like that last caption because it does more than provide a good punchline; it makes the reader picture the elderly woman trying and repeatedly failing to bring the axe down with enough force to get the job done, and causing quite a mess in the process. Sick, yes, but funny, like many of the best cartoons, including this classic from Sam Gross:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2097\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/NL700109_hi.jpg\" alt=\"Sam Gross frog's legs cartoon\" width=\"400\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/NL700109_hi.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/NL700109_hi-300x251.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/NL700109_hi-768x643.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This week we have two good puns:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Mom always encouraged me to get a head.&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cYou\u2019re on her bucket list.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Metal buckets were used to catch the heads of prisoners decapitated by guillotines. I\u2019m not sure such buckets were used by executioners like the one in Schwartz\u2019s drawing, but the second pun still works.<\/p>\n<p>Two entrants mocked me (deservedly) for constantly exhorting you all to avoid exclamation points:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>&#8220;We told you not to use exclamation marks!!!!!&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Your English teacher turned you in for all those exclamation points.&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The second caption, which includes no exclamation points, is best.<\/p>\n<p>Like I did, many of you presumed that the elderly woman is the executioner\u2019s mother:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cBefore you meet your maker, I&#8217;d like you to meet my mother.&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cShe taught me everything I know.&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;But first my mom will torture you with guilt.&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;But first, the guilt.&#8221;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Compare those last two captions. They tell the exact same joke, but the one that\u2019s half as long is twice as good. Or is it? In the context of this drawing, the reference to torture might deepen and improve the joke.<\/p>\n<p>One of you cleverly explained why the old woman is so pleased to meet the prisoner: <b>&#8220;She wanted to thank you for your liver.&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a caption that\u2019s both dark and sweet: <b>&#8220;And then next week I go with her to learn quilting.&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>And finally, a Jewish joke: <b>\u201cGuess who circumcised me.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Sorry I didn\u2019t highlight any of the many \u201ctake your mother to work\u201d captions. It\u2019s not a bad joke but it\u2019s not a great one and, as I mentioned above, it\u2019s too obvious. Bob, however, may disagree and award this week\u2019s prize to someone who submitted such a caption.<\/p>\n<p>Of the twenty entries I did choose to highlight, here\u2019s my favorite: <b>\u201cIt\u2019s actually much worse if she does it.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Benjamin Schwartz has drawn a shirtless and hooded executioner introducing a kindly old woman (also wearing a hood) to his next victim: a prisoner who\u2019s on his knees with his hands tied behind his back and his head above a chopping block. 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