{"id":3254,"date":"2019-11-13T06:15:47","date_gmt":"2019-11-13T11:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/more.cartooncollections.com\/?p=3254"},"modified":"2020-08-19T09:43:03","modified_gmt":"2020-08-19T13:43:03","slug":"prized-vaccum-caption-contest-commentary-with-lawrence-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/prized-vaccum-caption-contest-commentary-with-lawrence-wood\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cPrized Vacuum\u201d Caption Contest Commentary with Lawrence Wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-3188\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/CartoonCollection-Vacuum.jpg\" alt=\"Catpion Contest -Chris Weyant\" width=\"350\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/CartoonCollection-Vacuum.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/CartoonCollection-Vacuum-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/CartoonCollection-Vacuum-768x538.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>In Chris Weyant\u2019s drawing, a man is showing off to his friend or neighbor an upright vacuum cleaner that\u2019s on the mantle above the fireplace.<\/p>\n<p>After a loved one is cremated, some people put the ashes in an urn and display it on the mantle. Because vacuum cleaners also hold ashes, I thought of the following captions:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s where I keep her ashes.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt\u2019s actually an urn.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt\u2019s both a vacuum cleaner <em>and<\/em> an urn.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I got at least part of the idea for that last caption from an old Saturday Night Live commercial parody that featured Dan Ackroyd and Gilda Radner as a married couple arguing about a product called \u201cNew Shimmer.\u201d Radner says it\u2019s a floor wax, while Ackroyd insists it\u2019s a dessert topping. Chevy Chase settles the dispute by saying, \u201cCalm down, you two. \u2018New Shimmer\u2019 is both a floor wax <em>and<\/em> a dessert topping.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My next set of captions address the fact that the vacuum would be, or should be, a conversation starter.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cOh, you noticed.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cA lot of people ask about that.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cNo one ever asked about it before I put it there.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>My final caption explains why the vacuum cleaner is kept on the mantle: <strong>\u201cWe have so little closet space.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Now let\u2019s see how you did.<\/p>\n<p>There were many entries premised on the idea that the vacuum doubles as an urn:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt conveniently doubles as an urn.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cMy wife\u2019s ashes are in there.\u201d <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cUrns are cheaper, but they don\u2019t capture her essence.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cSaved me $150 on an urn.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt was cheaper than an urn.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The next set of entries went a little further with the same joke by suggesting that the vacuum was used to collect the ashes after they were scattered, or after the urn fell off the mantle:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cMom\u2019s ashes. Well, mom\u2019s ashes and a little cat hair.\u201d <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cWhatever isn\u2019t dust bunny or dog hair is Judith.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cShe always said I treated her like dirt.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI spilled the wife\u2019s ashes.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cThe urn fell and broke.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt was easier than replacing the urn.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt\u2019s an urn now.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>One of you suggested that the vacuum cleaner was not a depository for the ashes of the dearly departed, but was itself the departed: <strong>\u201cI had to pull the plug.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Like I did, a few of you imagined that the vacuum was originally kept in the closet:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cThe closet was full.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIn the closet it was just collecting dust.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI brought it with me when I came out of the closet.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There were several references to \u201chorror vacui\u201d\u2014the idea that nature abhors a vacuum\u2014but this was the best: <strong>\u201cNature may abhor a vacuum, but I love them.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s are a few good examples of my favorite kind of caption\u2014one that highlights the obliviousness of the character who\u2019s speaking:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cSo, <em>that\u2019s<\/em> where I left it.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cYou\u2019re probably wondering who all the people in the photographs are.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt looked silly on the kitchen counter.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The only problem with those entries is their failure to specifically address the fact that the object on the mantel is a vacuum cleaner.<\/p>\n<p>Some people put trophies on their mantels, which is why I like the following caption:<strong> \u201cI got this for vacuuming the living room without being asked.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>These captions make the vacuum a hunting trophy:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cBagged it myself.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI bagged that one just last week.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cLet me tell you how I bagged this one.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI bagged this one about four years ago\u2026then every six months after that.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This entry combines a reference to hunting trophies with a dog\u2019s fear of vacuum cleaners: <strong>\u201cMy dogs particularly enjoyed that hunt.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Finally, here\u2019s a caption that explains why the vacuum cleaner enjoys such pride of place: <strong>\u201cI played its serial numbers and won the lottery.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My choice for this week\u2019s winner makes a long story very short and very funny: <strong>\u201cI spilled the wife\u2019s ashes.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Chris Weyant\u2019s drawing, a man is showing off to his friend or neighbor an upright vacuum cleaner that\u2019s on the mantle above the fireplace. 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