{"id":3516,"date":"2019-12-25T05:55:35","date_gmt":"2019-12-25T10:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/more.cartooncollections.com\/?p=3516"},"modified":"2020-08-19T09:42:42","modified_gmt":"2020-08-19T13:42:42","slug":"bad-driver-caption-contest-commentary-with-lawrence-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/bad-driver-caption-contest-commentary-with-lawrence-wood\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cBad Driver\u201d Caption Contest Commentary with Lawrence Wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-3474\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Traffic_Wrong.jpg\" alt=\"Caption Contest, Ellis Rosen\" width=\"350\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Traffic_Wrong.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Traffic_Wrong-300x245.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Traffic_Wrong-768x626.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>In Ellis Rosen\u2019s cartoon, an older man is sitting in the passenger seat of a car being driven by a much younger man. The car is perpendicular to the flow of traffic on a multi-lane highway.<\/p>\n<p>I initially assumed that the older man was a driving instructor:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cFailing to signal is the least of it.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cYou didn\u2019t signal.\u201d <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt doesn\u2019t matter how well you did on the written test.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I then assumed that the driver had misunderstood his passenger\u2019s instruction: <strong>\u201cI meant you should turn at the light.\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I was going to make a perpendicular parking joke but the double line makes it clear that the cartoon is set on a highway where no one would park.<\/p>\n<p>My final caption has the passenger offering advice in the form of a common expression: <strong>\u201cGo with the flow.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Now let\u2019s see how you did.<\/p>\n<p>The following captions all tell the very same joke, which gets better as it gets shorter.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cWhen I said \u2018turn left\u2019 I meant at the intersection.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI meant left at the next intersection\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI meant left at the intersection.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI meant at the intersection.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The fourth caption is best because it trusts the audience to get the joke without much of an explanation.<\/p>\n<p>The next two captions are variations on that same joke:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cI said the next possible left.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cExit left doesn\u2019t mean right this instant.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That last entry would be stronger without the word \u201cright.\u201d Make sure every word in your caption is necessary. That doesn\u2019t mean that every caption has to be short, but every word should serve a purpose.<\/p>\n<p>On November 15, 2010, I won the New Yorker\u2019s Cartoon Caption Contest with this entry:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cartooncollections.com\/cartoon?searchID=CC133900\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3518\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/CC133900_hi.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/CC133900_hi.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/CC133900_hi-300x181.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cartoonstock.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/CC133900_hi-768x463.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The next two entries may be references to that cartoon.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cTry honking again.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cTry swearing again.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As I did, many of you assumed the passenger was a driving instructor administering a road test:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cCongratulations. Your driving test is officially over.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cWould you like to reschedule your road test right now?\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI\u2019m quite sure you won\u2019t pass this time, either.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cStop telling me how well you did on the written.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cYou failed.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That last caption deserves points for being the shortest, but #4\u2014which is similar to but far superior to one of my own (\u201cIt doesn\u2019t matter how well you did on the written test\u201d)\u2014is a strong contender for best of the week.<\/p>\n<p>In the 1988 comedy, <em>The Naked Gun<\/em>, John Houseman plays a driving instructor administering a road test to a young student named Stephanie. Their car is commandeered by Leslie Nielsen\u2019s police detective, who forces them to participate in a high speed chase. After a truck driver yells at Stephanie, the instructor calmly gives her an instruction that\u2019s very similar to the following entry: <strong>\u201cOpen your window and extend your middle finger.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In the next entry, the passenger could be a driving instructor or the young man\u2019s father: <strong>\u201cLet me know when you want me take over.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Like I did, many of you focused on whether the driver signaled before turning into traffic:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cPut on your turn signal.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cYou forgot to signal.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cOn the bright side, you signaled first.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As I explained before, I didn\u2019t think any perpendicular\/parallel parking jokes would work, but this entry proved to be the exception to the rule: <strong>\u201cFirst you\u2019ll need to work on your parallel driving.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There were many jokes about navigation systems, but this morbid one was the best: <strong>\u201cGPS says we\u2019ve reached our final destination.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The next set of captions highlight the generation gap between the driver and passenger:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cIn my day, there were no other cars.\u201d <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cMaybe on a snowboard, but in cars we have brakes.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cLeave it to you leftists to screw things up.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cOk, Millenial.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The following three captions presume that the driver is youthfully rebellious:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cOn the freeway we march to the same drummer.\u201d <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cNon-conformity has its limits.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cJust pay the toll.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Here, the driver is not just rebellious but obtuse: <strong>\u201cYou\u2019re right. It\u2019s them.\u201d<\/strong> And in this entry, the passenger is equally obtuse: <strong>\u201cThey\u2019re all going the wrong way.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Finally, here are five strong captions that don\u2019t fit into any particular category:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u201cI\u2019m so looking forward to driverless cars.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cDon\u2019t worry. I don\u2019t have to pee anymore.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cHave you considered public transportation?\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI hope you have an exit strategy.\u201d <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cIt was a lot easier getting across town before they built the freeway.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Rosen\u2019s cartoon inspired an impressive number of good captions. As I indicated above, however, the best of the lot is, <strong>\u201cStop telling me how well you did on the written.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Ellis Rosen\u2019s cartoon, an older man is sitting in the passenger seat of a car being driven by a much younger man. The car is perpendicular to the flow of traffic on a multi-lane highway. 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