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The Ghost Of Christmas Past
"Ebenezer! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, made possible by a grant from Exxon."
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Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'
The ghost of unanswered emails past
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"He came with the office."
"I'm the ghost of no-Christmas-for-you!"
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"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."
'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'
The ghost of christmas regifting
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To celebrate his newly found good will towards me, Scrooge gives Bob Cratchit a Christmas Goose.
"Ebenezer, you will be visited by an unemployed worker, a part-time, low-wage McDonald's employee and a disgruntled walmart staffer."
'Our new Finance Director, Ebenezer, tells me he can start immediately on identifying areas where we can make cuts.'
'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'
Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.
Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'
'Look out - here comes the Ghost of Christmas past.'
"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."
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Ghost of Happy Holidays Future
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"I am the new ghost of Christmas yet to come."
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"I'm not late! You're early!"
Scrooge and the Ghost
Bob Cratchett and Tiny Tim