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"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."
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The Wine Station: Wine Tasting Times Listed
'A few of us are getting together after work to binge-drink. You're welcome to join us if you're not in recovery.'
"Hi, I'm Jeff and I'm not an alcoholic, but I wondered if you had heard about some of the fantastic beers we have to offer at Marsham's Brewery..."
Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.
'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'
'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'
The type AA personality.
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
'According to our diagnostic computer, your car wants to have $800 spent on it.'
"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."
'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'
Future Site of the Procrastination Help Centre - Opening Fall of 1996
'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'
Twelve step program.
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'I think it's time you enter a 1,200-step program.'
'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'
'A wee glass of Champagne for a special occasion should count as liquor too?'
Driven to drink.
Lab Rat Rehab...
There's an Anonymous for that.
'Next week's guest speaker is a stand-up comedian. There'll be a two drink minimum.'
Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'