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'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'
'Why did I become an accountant?' Well in truth I just threw a dart at the first page of the dictionary but becoming an aardvark was to difficult
Anteater's View of the World
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Doctor to aardvark: 'Nothing serious. You have ants in your pants.'
'You're vaarking too aard,'
'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'
"Haven't you heard? The last shall be first, and the first shall be last."
"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."
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"They're taking over the whole planet -- Better hurry up and create anteaters."
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"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."
'So, is it deep enough for me to dive?'
'Okay, but no French kissing.'
'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'
'You were the first aardvark in the phone book. That's how I found you.'
'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'
'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'
'You awkward little sod, don't tell me you've gone off ants now!'
Edtries to teach his old dog new tricks.
'Nice to see you again. We must do ants sometime.'
'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'
'A.A. Aardvark: Look me up in the phone book, I should be on the first page...'
'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'
'Life is like a box of chocolate-covered ants!'
'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'