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"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
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One more reason why puns should be banned from the workplace.
'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'
Origami animals are being driven into a confetti factory slaughter house.
Humane cattle slaughter.
'If I'd known we were coming here I wouldn't have packed so much.'
"I realize now that everything in my life has led up to this moment."
"If you ask me hog futures don't look very promising."
Slaughter your own chickens - 100 yards.
'So, when can we move into the new barn?'
"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"
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'If, as you say, the farmer's truck is only for joy rides, how come none of the others ever came back?'
Aways read the small print.
The Great Beef Escape
'I just hope I don't end up a tin of ham.'
'Cool, a lock in!'
'There goes George leaving without leaving a forwarding address.'
Mr Ed at the Abattoirs - '...No wait! I swear I'm really Mr Ed... you remember, 'A horse is a horse a horse of course...'?!'
'Sometimes Bessy still wondered if not going to Chicago on the cattle car with the others had been best.'
'Look at this! A ring!...'
'It's an arm...a human arm!'
'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?