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'Brother Andrew is a big Elvis fan.'
'As long as sister Margaret is in the car while you're driving, I get $900 off my insurance!'
"You seem troubled, Brother Timothy. Is anything worrying you? I mean besides the sins of the world, the vanities of man-kind, and that sort of thing."
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"Who ate all the pieties?"
'No thank you brother Tuck! The abbot feels you may have misunderstood the meaning of pie-ous.'
"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"
"Don't even think about going over my head Brother James."
Four Chanting Monks
"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"
Finger puppets in church.
Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.
'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'
'Hurry this note to the abbot.'
'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?
"I'm worried about the abbot..."
'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''
'We found apocrypha under his mattress!'
"We're having to let you go..the Abbot's bought a Minolta Magicolor 5430DL"
'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'
"Straighten up that tonsure."
"He's mad at God."