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Abduct Cartoons and Comics

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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."

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"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."

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"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."

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"I had a touch of the flu last February, and that funny ache in my thumb still flares up when it's damp, but, thanks to the diet and exercise program you recommended, I feel better all around since the last abduction."

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'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

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"They were pleasant enough at the beginning."

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"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."

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"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

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How am I abducting?

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'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'

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"Hey! That was my stop back there!"

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Hair being abducted

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Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

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When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

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'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

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'I appreciate your efforts in negotiating my release. Now, about those concessions you offered...'

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'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

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'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

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This is why only stupid people get abducted.

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'To be quite honest, this isn't what I expected from an alien abduction.'

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'Quickly, Janice, where do you keep the sellotape?'

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'I wish you aliens would get your dates straight! The ones with six legs abduct Earl on Tuesdays, YOU abduct Earl on SATURDAYS!'

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'And to think, I travelled twenty thousand light years just to be embarassed by you.'

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