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"Oh come on!"
"No cause for alarm – we're just checking for radon emissions."
"Call when you get there!"
'You're coming with us.'
"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
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"Coo-ee, Mister Bagshaw! You've got visitors"
'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'
Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books"
Marge's abduction and examination by aliens, was not as traumatic as she had orginally imagined.
"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"
"Five year non-exclusive? We just want to abduct him!"
"Don't try to escape, Earthling - you have been carefully chosen for our breeding programme on my home planet..!"
Abductee of the Month
"Nope. No give-backs. You abducted her, you keep her."
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"You can't abduct me. I identify as chicken!"
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"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."
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"Are we there yet?"
"Normally we provide viles for urine samples but since this is your first abduction we'll let it ride."
"Well, it was very dark but I'm fairly certain it was number four that abducted my husband..."
"Don't be lazy, Susan...Bring the abductee over here!"