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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.
"And that little guy is our abducted son, Gene."
"They were pleasant enough at the beginning."
"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."
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"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."
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How am I abducting?
"Who asked for Steve Buscemi?"
"Humans! I told you to abduct humans...NOT mosquitoes!"
"It looks like we can't expect much in the way of benign guidance."
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'Well I found your problem. You got a cow stuck up in there.'
'Barb, have them take your mom, too, so you won't be lonely! Yoo-hoo! Green men!..'
'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'
Cow Alien Abduction
'You were kidnapped by aliens?! . . . How did you ever get away?!'
'That last Earthling we abducted is from The Internal Revenue Service. He's going through our books as we speak!'
'And to think, I travelled twenty thousand light years just to be embarassed by you.'
He had a long record. Mostly petty crime.
'I got twenty years for abduction, what about you?'
'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).
Even aliens make mistakes.
evens aliens from out of space get hungry ever now and then
I knew this would happen!