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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
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'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'
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"They were pleasant enough at the beginning."
How am I abducting?
'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'
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"Should've thought of that before we left. Next rest stop is 4.2 light-years away."
Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.
When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.
'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'
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'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'
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'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'
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'Quickly, Janice, where do you keep the sellotape?'
'And to think, I travelled twenty thousand light years just to be embarassed by you.'
He had a long record. Mostly petty crime.
'The abduction was nothing, it was their gift shop that blew me away.'
'Well, I take it as a personal insult that they'd even thing about abducting the dog befre you or I.'
Planetary Invasion Supplies Store - Abduct Tape.
Animals going two by two into a spaceship.
'No, we don't probe our abductees anymore, these days we're into psychoanalysis.'
"You caught it, you probe it."
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"We could abduct him - but I don't think we'd get a word in edgeways..."
"Tractor beam's broken."