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'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
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"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
Tags:kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, crawling, crawl, crawls, crawler, abnormal, hyper, hype, phase, through a phase, super, power, powers, child, childhood, baby, babies, upside down, ceiling, mother, motherhood, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kids these days
"It's a poor heart that never rejoices!"
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"So, how's that abnormal brain working out?"
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'If you ask me, they're getting WAY too into the spirit of Wednesday being Hump Day.'
'What's wrong with you?'
"It looks like some sort of a trick knee."
Tags:trick, tricks, play on words, wordplay, word play, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, abnormal, abnormality, abnormalities, unstable
The New Abnormal
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'Two black eyes. Solitary. Lethargic. Definitely in the DSM-V.'
'There's something very odd here.'
"So you think you've thoroughly vetted this guy? Have you seen his bumper stickers?"
"I don't think he's abnormal - he's just versatile."
He never could fit in.
"Look, don't worry. I'm a doctor...I've seen it all and it's totally confidential."
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'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'
Elephant with human feet. Doctor says: 'It's humanitis.'
"What's wrong? You're not looking at your phone while you're talking to me."
Tags:mom, mum, mother, daughter, child, children, youth, teens, teen, teenager, connection, not acting right, abnormal, out of the ordinary, phones, phone, smart phones, smart phone, mobile phones, mobile phone, cell phones, cell phone, talk, conversation, technology, communication, communicate, real communication, family time, modern childhood, communications, communicating
Before Facebook: Tonight I'm having pork chops
Tags:ridiculous, absurd, obnoxious, annoying, strange, abnormal, social media, oversharing, overshare, overshared, pointless, disinterested, uninterested, announcement, announcements, status update, status, updates, pictures, post, scroll past, websites, website, app, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, internet, web, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, technology
"You shouldn't worry. Aside from the duck kill and the eggs you're a perfectly normal mammal."
Tags:monotreme, monotremes, egg-laying mammal, egg-laying mammals, platypus, platypuses, duck-billed platypus, duck-billed platypuses, duckbilled platypus, duckbilled platypuses, monotremata, therapy, therapist, normal, abnormal, feeling abnormal, feel abnormal, mammals, mammal, rule breaker, rule breakers
'Dang it, Braxton, you know I hate it when you leave hair all over the soap!'
'You need to lay off those calcium supplements.'
'They call me... Condor!'
Tags:basketball, defence, defense, defender, defenders, condor, condors, vulture, vultures, bird, birds, nickname, nicknames, block, blocks, blocking, blocker, blocked, long arm, long arms, abnormal, bird of prey, birds of prey, scavenger, scavengers, wing span, wing spans, giant, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers