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"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"
'Your next appointment is with Mr. Donald Benton, a mild abrasive.'
"Say, could you come back in an hour? By then I'm sure there will be some other place I have to be."
Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.
'About those complaints that you are pushy and overbearing...'
Hardware Shop Sorry, we've sold out of sandpaper but this does a very similar job
'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'
"I've really grown in my job. My micro aggressions have all gone macro."
"Hi, Phil! I'm the home siding telemarketer you hung up on two minutes ago!"