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Absence Cartoons and Comics

Absence cartoon 1 of 85

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'My teachers have offered to cover the fine as long as you take me out of school.'

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'Here is my absence note. I had Spring fever.'

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"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."

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'The first item on the principal's cabinet agenda is the high rate of staff absenteeism.'

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'I shan't be in today - I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

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'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones,beepers and ipods.'

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"Got canned for calling in sick too often. I thought absence was supposed to make the heart grow fonder."

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'This is the third session you've missed. We need to look at that.'

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'Luck is when good classroom management skill meets a day when the disruptive students are absent.'

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'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

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"Please excuse Bobby for missing school yesterday. He had the plague."

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'Charlie will be late this morning... he lost the back of his earring.'

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Graduation Day: 'And the perfect attendence award goes to Scott Simms. Scott? Ah, Scott? Are you here, Scott? Scott?'

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A man's mirror reflection calls in sick one day.

Artist: Carter, Jon   Search ID: jcen1945   High Res: 2495x800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: mirror, mirrors, mirror images, mirror image, reflection, reflections, beauty, vanity, calling in sick, sick days, sick day, time off, daily grind, work, work days, calling in sick, calling out, absent, absence, surreal, vampires, vampirism, personification, bathroom vanity

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Out to lunch - back at 1:00

Artist: Carter, Jon   Search ID: jcen1776   High Res: 3992x1289 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: surreal, surrealist, surrealism, beheaded, beheading, beheadings, out to lunch, out to lunch sign, out to lunch signs, disembodied head, disembodied heads, headless, signs, lunch, dinner, eating, absence, disembodiment

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'Are you late to work, or back early from lunch?'

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'What am I supposed to do with a note from your parents? An absence can only be excused with a statement from your publicist.'

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'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

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'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'

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'Agenda item 456(b), 'Reasons for low attendance at meetings'.'

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'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

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'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

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Adult Absence Notes.

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"But let's not dwell on the past."

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