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Absences Cartoons and Comics

Absences cartoon 1 of 29

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'My teachers have offered to cover the fine as long as you take me out of school.'

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'Here is my absence note. I had Spring fever.'

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"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."

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'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones,beepers and ipods.'

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'Luck is when good classroom management skill meets a day when the disruptive students are absent.'

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Graduation Day: 'And the perfect attendence award goes to Scott Simms. Scott? Ah, Scott? Are you here, Scott? Scott?'

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'What am I supposed to do with a note from your parents? An absence can only be excused with a statement from your publicist.'

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'Agenda item 456(b), 'Reasons for low attendance at meetings'.'

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'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

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Adult Absence Notes.

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'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

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'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

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"Dave's decided to work from home today."

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"Things continued as if you had never left, so you're fired."

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Either these are the worst excuses I've ever seen, or I need to call protective services.

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'We'll miss her wit, her insight, her sparkle ... anyway, she'll be back from vacation tomorrow.'

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'A lot of students are absent. There's a viral video going around.'

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'I'm sending you to a seminar...because your absence will confirm to me just how little you do here.'

Artist: Lynch, Mark   Search ID: mlyn1887   High Res: 2500x872 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: seminar, seminars, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, corporate culture, corporate environment, absence, business trip, business trips, absences, desk job, desk jobs, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers

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While you were out the company moved overseas.

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Waiting for Godot.

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'Well, he was conspicuous by his absence, but still pretty inconspicuous.'

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'Absence makes the heart grow fonder...'

Artist: Hodby, Mark   Search ID: mhon128   High Res: 2999x1084 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: romance, romances, romantic, romantics, heart, hearts, date, dates, friend, friends, friendship, absence, absences, fond, fondness, fonder, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups, relationship problem, relationship problems

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You know my rules, Higgins: unexcused absences require either a note from your doctor or a grand jury.

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"I haven't seen you for a while." "I've been ill."

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