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"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."
Tags:satan, satanic, demon, demons, demonic entity, demonic entities, 666, hell, underworld, pub, pubs, bar, bars, pub talk, bar talk, pub chat, careless, carelessness, the abyss, abyss, inattentive, attentive, negligent, negligence, heedless, irresponsible, absent-minded, sloppy, reckless, incautious
Bus of Fools
Tags:bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
Tags:doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, disease, diseases, diseased, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, fatal error, fatal errors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, illness, illnesses, gravestone, gravestones, cause of death, diagnosis, prognosis, concern, concerns, concerned
"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
Tags:forgetful, forget, forgets, forgetting, absentminded, absent-minded, absentmindedness, thoughtless, other plans, making other plans, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, forgotten, forgot, flake, flakes, flaking, flaky, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, mob, mob hit, mob hits, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
Tags:iq, iqs, intellect, intellects, intelligence, bright, brightness, academic, academics, academia, sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, christmas, xmas, christmases, christmas eve, xmas eve, reindeer, name, names, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, festive spirit, xmas spirit, younger sibling, younger siblings, younger brother, younger brothers, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries
"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, present, past, pasts, time, times, passage, passage of time, long time, old age, old, older, absent, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, senile, senility, old man, drink, drinking, drinks, yarn
"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."
"I like walks in the rain, old barns, and Edna St. Vincent Millay. Does that ring any bells?"
Tags:flirt, flirts, impress, impresses, impressing, introduce, introduction, forgot, forgetful, forgotten, unimpressionable, absent-minded, inattentive, uninterested, rain, rains, raining, poet, poets, american, american poet, edna st vincent millay, pretentious, dinner party, dinner parties, ring any bells, unimpressed, disinterested
Artist paints himself into a corner.
"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"
Tags:vermont, maple syrup, maple syrups, home comfort, home comforts, moving home, moving house, moving, pancake, pancakes, breakfast, breakfasts, snack, snacks, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forgetfulness, canadian, canadians, packing box, packing boxes
The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List
Some Friends From Work
Tags:colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, pose, poses, posing, forgetful, absent-minded, absentminded, upbeat, positive, happy, cheerful, mate, mates, office mate, office mates, friend, friends, work, worker, workers, white collar job, white collar jobs, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping
'It's ok Joe, forget it!'
"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, pay attention, paying attention, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finger on the pulse, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, preference, preferences, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, absent-minded, absentminded, absentmindedness
'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'
"You signed up yesterday!"
'I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom!'
Tags:seniors, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, absent minded, forgetfulness, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, dementia, forgetful, old age, senior moment, memory, memory lapse, bathroom, context cue, forgetting, forgetting why, your reasons, classic, human nature
Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'
Tags:news anchor, news anchors, news show, news shows, news channel, news channels, incompetent, incompetence, tv news, television news, sitcom, sitcoms, sitcom genre, sitcom genres, absent minded, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absent mindedness, tv genre, tv genres, television genre, television genres
"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"
Tags:pistol, pistols, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican stand-off, stand-off, stand-offs, borrow, borrows, borrowing, duel, duels, duelling, duellist, duellists, western, westerns, forgetful, forget, forgetting, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absentminded, absentmindedness, cowboy, cowboys, pistols at dawn, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.
"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."
"Well I vividly remember you saying that YOU were going to turn off the oven before we left Anchorage."
Tags:goose, geese, migrations, goose migration, geese migration, migration, bird, birds, winter migration, summer migration, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, chore, chores, home security, flying south, trip preparation, trip preparations, forgetful, forgetfulness, travel preparations
Ivan the Terrible with Names
"I keep forgetting to take my Ginkgo Bilboa."