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Bus of Fools
Tags:bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
Tags:doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, disease, diseases, diseased, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, fatal error, fatal errors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, illness, illnesses, gravestone, gravestones, cause of death, diagnosis, prognosis, concern, concerns, concerned
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
Tags:iq, iqs, intellect, intellects, intelligence, bright, brightness, academic, academics, academia, sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, christmas, xmas, xmases, christmases, christmas eve, xmas eve, reindeer, name, names, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, festive spirit, xmas spirit, younger sibling, younger siblings, younger brother, younger brothers, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries
"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, present, past, pasts, time, times, passage, passage of time, long time, old age, old, older, absent, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, senile, senility, old man, drink, drinking, drinks, yarn
"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."
Artist paints himself into a corner.
"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"
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The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List
"You signed up yesterday!"
'I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom!'
Tags:seniors, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, absent minded, forgetfulness, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, dementia, forgetful, old age, senior moment, memory, memory lapse, bathroom, context cue, forgetting, forgetting why, your reasons, classic, human nature
Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'
Tags:news anchor, news anchors, news show, news shows, news channel, news channels, incompetent, incompetence, tv news, television news, sitcom, sitcoms, sitcom genre, sitcom genres, absent minded, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absent mindedness, tv genre, tv genres, television genre, television genres
"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"
Tags:pistol, pistols, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican stand-off, stand-off, stand-offs, borrow, borrows, borrowing, duel, duels, duelling, duellist, duellists, western, westerns, forgetful, forget, forgetting, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absentminded, absentmindedness, cowboy, cowboys, pistols at dawn, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."
"Well I vividly remember you saying that YOU were going to turn off the oven before we left Anchorage."
Tags:goose, geese, migrations, goose migration, geese migration, migration, bird, birds, winter migration, summer migration, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, chore, chores, home security, flying south, trip preparation, trip preparations, forgetful, forgetfulness, travel preparations
Ivan the Terrible with Names
"I keep forgetting to take my Ginkgo Bilboa."
"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."
"Jim had remembered to put a shopping list on the fridge, but he'd forgotten to take it off!"
"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"
"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."
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'Forgetting 'Stripes Day' is not something this club takes lightly, Mrs. Federson.'
"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"
Tags:chore, chores, distraction, distractions, scatterbrained, scatterbrain, forgetful, easily distracted, forgetfulness, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, dog, dogs, driver, drivers, car, cars, canine, canines, chore, chores, to-do list, to do list, to-do lists, to do lists
"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, dinner guest, dinner guests, party guest, party guests, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, husbands, wife, wives, confession, confessions, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, socialising, socializing, socialise, socialises, socialize, socializes
"The cook, sire--for some reason you have his pepper mill."
Tags:cook, cooks, chef, chefs, king, kings, royalty, royal, royal court, royal courts, absent minded, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absent mindedness, royal cook, pepper mill, pepper mills, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, confused, confusion, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, mistaken, mistake, nervous, nervousness, contrite, contrition
"I've got a sensor to let me know if I've left the stove on."