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Bus of Fools
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"Can he call you back? He's meditating."
"Oh, perfect. I can't remember what I wanted from the basement, and you've remarried."
"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
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'Remind me, again, what we're doing here?'
"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."
'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'
Artist paints himself into a corner.
"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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Thanksgiving: 'What did I want to do now?'
The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.
"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"
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"I want my husband to get two tattoos... One is August 5th, our anniversary, the other is my birthday!"
Animal and Human Memory
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The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List
'Okay, let's have the thing. You know the thing. That muscley pumpy thing. For Pete's sake, the thing that came in the cooler."'
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'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'
"Why can't you keep your pin number on your phone like everyone else?"
'I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom!'
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"You signed up yesterday!"
Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'
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"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."
"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"
"My muscle memory is getting forgetful."
"Well I vividly remember you saying that YOU were going to turn off the oven before we left Anchorage."
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