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Absentee Cartoons and Comics

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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

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Panel discussion: absenteeism in the workplace.

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"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

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'The first item on the principal's cabinet agenda is the high rate of staff absenteeism.'

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'I shan't be in today - I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

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'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

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"When will this country get serious about tax relief for absentee landlords?"

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"Every election...it's the same thing. They mail me these dumb absentee ballots."

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'Even with an event like the world cup we don't really expect any absenteeism problem.'

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'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

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'I won't be coming into work today. I'm in bed with a bug.'

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'What's going on? This is the second time this week you've called in sick.'

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"It's tough to goof off in this job. When you call in sick, they make you come in."

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"Just wait till your father gets paroled."

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"I wanted to speak to Jennifer's parents about her absenteeism, but they never showed up."

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I will not be off sick so often. "We find formal disciplinary action most effective in this firm."

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"I also have him on videotape."

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'The first order of business is the problem of absenteeism.'

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"It's your night to cook, make everyone do their homework, deal with chaos, and wonder where the hell I am."

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'The first order of business is the problem of absenteeism.'

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Parrot School Report - "Poor attendance record, always sick....well done son."

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"He's fond of saying his dorr is always open, but he's seldom ever there."

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"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

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'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

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The Truck Driver comes home...

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