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Absentees Cartoons and Comics

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'The first item on the principal's cabinet agenda is the high rate of staff absenteeism.'

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'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

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"When will this country get serious about tax relief for absentee landlords?"

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"Every election...it's the same thing. They mail me these dumb absentee ballots."

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'Even with an event like the world cup we don't really expect any absenteeism problem.'

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'What's going on? This is the second time this week you've called in sick.'

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"It's tough to goof off in this job. When you call in sick, they make you come in."

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"I also have him on videotape."

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'The first order of business is the problem of absenteeism.'

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'The first order of business is the problem of absenteeism.'

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"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

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"It's the school run."

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'Apparently it was all due to an absentee landlord.'

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"It's standard procedure now after a sick day. Tell me...what were your symptoms?"

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'Oops! This is not our sales chart. It's our absenteeism chart.'

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'My dad's more absent than your dad...'

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'When Obama sends arms to the Libyan rebels, he's going to kill two birds with one stone... With each bullet, they'll get an absentee ballot!'

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'What is this guy... an ABSENTEE LANDLORD or something?'

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'It's an absentee ballot for the last election.'

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'We need to discuss your chronic absenteeism.'

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'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

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'The stove must have been on for about four days. The neighbors said that's about how often you came home.'

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The reception here is awful!

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One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

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Child catcher from 'Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang' as a truancy prevention officer.

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