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John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
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"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
Tags:politics, political, politician, politicians, hand, hands, writing, written, palm, reference, refer, washington, washington dc, washington d.c, washington dc, capitol hill, capitol, executive, executives, ethic, ethical, ethics, moral, morals, morality, belief, beliefs, value, values, memory, remember, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, core belief, campaign platform, campaign platforms, core beliefs
Some Friends From Work
Tags:colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, pose, poses, posing, forgetful, absent-minded, absentminded, upbeat, positive, happy, cheerful, mate, mates, office mate, office mates, friend, friends, work, worker, workers, white collar job, white collar jobs, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping
Animal and Human Memory
Tags:sequence, sequence joke, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, memory, memorise, an elephant never forgets, elephant, elephants, animal, animals, wild animal, animal intelligence, intelligence, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, human, humans, man, men, suit, businessman, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, absentmindedness
The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List
'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'
"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, pay attention, paying attention, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finger on the pulse, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, preference, preferences, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, absent-minded, absentminded, absentmindedness
"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"
Tags:pistol, pistols, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican stand-off, stand-off, stand-offs, borrow, borrows, borrowing, duel, duels, duelling, duellist, duellists, western, westerns, forgetful, forget, forgetting, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absentminded, absentmindedness, cowboy, cowboys, pistols at dawn, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing competition, surfing competitions, distraction, distractions, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, crash, crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, conversation, conversations, distraction, distractions, business call, business calls, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, personal assistant, personal assistants, absentminded, tall tale, tall tales
"I don't mind not being acknowledged in the middle of the room, but I'm worried I can't remember why I came in here."
Tags:elephant in the room, elephants in the room, elephant, elephants, never forget, never forgets, cliche, cliches, idiom, idioms, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgot, forgotten, acknowledge, acknowledges, acknowledging, absentminded, absentmindedness, lost in the clouds, memory, memories, long term memory, long term memories, short term memory, short term memories, grow old, grows old, growing old
"Hartford, I think you may still have a wife in this one."
Tags:forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, absentminded, absentmindedness, headless, with the fairies, head in the clouds, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, early morning, early mornings, workday, workdays, on top of things, on top of it
January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.
"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, comic book, comic books, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, start something, starting somethings, add, adhd, attention deficit disorder, short term, short term memory, short term memories, forgetful, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, space cadet, space cadets
Man absent-mindedly drops change into a homeless person's cup.
Tags:social media, social media addict, social media addicts, social media addiction, internet addict, internet addicts, internet addiction, ignoring the world around you, ignoring the world, cell phone addiction, cell phone addictions, mobile phone addiction, mobile phone addictions, smartphone addiction, smartphone addictions, ignore, ignores, absent-minded, ignoring, absent minded, absentminded
"Mavis, did you have shoes on when we went into the theatre?"
"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."
Tags:cell phones, cell phone, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, forgot, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, absentminded, absent-minded, head in the clouds, trousers, pants
A man hangs a baby from a hat rack.
'I see you're the co-author of this paper....which you will explain next week. '
"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"
Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.
"I can't believe how people are so crazy! Here, Baldo...this car in the parking lot has its lights on, can you announce it?"
Needless to say, God forgot the legs.
"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."
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