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John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
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Animal and Human Memory
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'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'
"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, pay attention, paying attention, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finger on the pulse, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, preference, preferences, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, absent-minded, absentminded, absentmindedness
"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"
Tags:pistol, pistols, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican stand-off, stand-off, stand-offs, borrow, borrows, borrowing, duel, duels, duelling, duellist, duellists, western, westerns, forgetful, forget, forgetting, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absentminded, absentmindedness, cowboy, cowboys, pistols at dawn, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
"I don't mind not being acknowledged in the middle of the room, but I'm worried I can't remember why I came in here."
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"Hartford, I think you may still have a wife in this one."
Tags:forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, absentminded, absentmindedness, headless, with the fairies, head in the clouds, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, early morning, early mornings, workday, workdays, on top of things, on top of it
"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, comic book, comic books, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, start something, starting somethings, add, adhd, attention deficit disorder, short term, short term memory, short term memories, forgetful, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, space cadet, space cadets
"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, food, food shortage, food shortages, potluck, potluck party, potluck parties, bring and share, bring and share party, bring and share parties, hunger, hungry, absentminded, absentmindedness, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, cooking class, cooking classes, culinary school, culinary schools, culinary education, learn to cook, learning to cook, basics, focus, focuses, focussing
A man hangs a baby from a hat rack.
"I can't believe how people are so crazy! Here, Baldo...this car in the parking lot has its lights on, can you announce it?"
"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"
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"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."
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'Now, where did I put it?'
"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."
Absentmindedness Is Us: Home of that little thingumajig whose name you can never remember.
"This is unbelievable. I think I forgot to graduate."
Tags:academia, academics, academic, graduations, graduates, colleges, universities, uni, unis, graduation, college, university, graduate, higher education, forgetfulness, unbelievable, college graduate, university graduate, memory lapse, memory lapses, memory problem, memory problems, poor memory, memory, absentmindedness, distraction, swimming pool