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Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.
"911? My husband's unresponsive."
"He seems so different when he's dropping his lunch in the park."
"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"
Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.
"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."
"I told you you should never have had that sensitivity training."
"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"
'Granted, they're a different look from traditional running shoes, but they're much better for your knees.'
Extra, Extra, Extra Absorbent Diapers.
'The following story is really big and requires a minimum forty seven inch TV, in order to asorb it's true meaning.'
'He's got a mind like blotting paper: It soaks up everything but gets it all backwards.'
"Do we have any other cereal? I already took a selfie eating this one."