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Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.
"What are you pretending to be absorbed in?"
"I couldn't put it down."
' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'
'Granted, they're a different look from traditional running shoes, but they're much better for your knees.'
Extra, Extra, Extra Absorbent Diapers.
'He's got a mind like blotting paper: It soaks up everything but gets it all backwards.'
Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes
Woman so absorbed in TV she's ironing the cat.
"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"
"I know that book, we may as well cancel the hunt: we won't get anything out of him until he's finished reading it..."