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"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"
"The way I see it, there will be plenty of time for abstinence after I'm married."
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
Tags:lent, catholic, catholics, catholicism, fast, fasts, fasting, abstain, abstains, abstaining, friday, fridays, eating meat on friday, hell, devil, lucifer, hades, arbitrary, rule, rules, organized religion, organised religion, afterlife, afterlives, fish, fish on friday, religious laws, religious law, orthodox, rule breakers, rule breaker
"No, thanks. I'm in training."
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, fable, fables, tortoise and the hare, the tortoise and the hare, run, runs, running, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, marathoner, marathoners, train, trains, training, abstain, abstains, abstaining, healthy eater, healthy eaters, healthy eating, teetotal, teetotaller, teetotallers, teetotaler, teetotalers
Tags:abstain, abstaining, abstains, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, executive, executives, fight, fights, office politics, fighter, fighters, fighting, board of directors, conflict, conflicts, office conflict, businessmen, businessman, corporate conflict, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, conflict, conflicts
Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.
Tags:forbidden fruit, forbidden fruits, apple, apples, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, tree of knowledge, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, bible story, bible stories, abstain, abstains, abstinence, drinker, drinkers, drinking, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, tempt, tempts, temptations, garden of eden
"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."
Annual cat survey.
'Oh, you don't need a prescription. You just need to refrain from everything you enjoy.'
Tags:medical, medicine, doctors, doctor, patients, patient, check up, refrain, restraint, frugal, sparing, prescriptions, prescription, diagnosis, diagnoses, women, health, healthy, hedonism, hedonistic, ascetic, lifestyle, austere, austerity, abstain, abstinence, non indulgent, self discipline, strict, simple fix, simplicity, simple, solution
"How about another round to toast temperance?"
'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'
'Gin and Platonic' "Let's just be friends"
"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, drink problem, drink problems, alcoholism, drink, booze, giving up, abstain, abstains, abstaining, abstention, skate, board, boarding, skate-board, skate-boarding, glass, skating, exercise, new hobby, new habit, new habits, addict, addictive, addiction, drug, habit, habits, habit-forming, dependent, dependency, substitute
"Of course I support abstinence!"
Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.
"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."
'Actually I don't believe in sex after marriage either'
"I heard this place is Mecca for beer drinkers!"
Tags:alcohol, tee-total, tee total, tee-totaler, tee-totalers, tee totaler, tee totalers, teetotaller, teetotallers, teetotal, teetotalism, tee-totaller, tee-totallers, tee totaller, tee totallers, abstinence, abstaining, abstain, alcoholic, beverage, beverages, law, geography, pilgrim, pilgrims, pilgrimage, pilgrimages, beer, beers, religion, coffee
"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."
Tags:dry january, stoptober, sober, sobriety, abstinence, abstain, abstaining, detoxes, binge drinker, binge drinkers, overindulge, drunk, drunkard, drunkards, alcoholic, alcoholics, drink culture, intoxicated, social problem, binge culture, social problems, detox, health kick, drunkenness, drunks, binge drinking, health, overindulgence, excess, vomit, illness, hangover
Wine Humor Cartoon
"Officer I'm fasting. I am going without sugary soft drinks and having beer instead."
Tags:binge, binges, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, beer, beers, fast, fasts, fasting, faster, fasters, abstain, abstaining, abstinence, abstains, abstained, cop, cops, police officer, police, easter, easters, easter time, police officers
"I was only undecided which candidate to support until I decided not to vote at all."
Tags:hillary, clinton, donald trump, trump, candidate, candidates, support, supporting, supporter, supporters, undecided voter, undecided voters, voter, voters, voting, vote, votes, non-voter, non-voters, non voter, non voters, abstain, abstains, abstaining, election 2016, elections 2016, us election, us elections
"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."