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Abstinence Cartoons and Comics

Abstinence cartoon 1 of 67


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"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

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"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

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"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."

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"Saturday night, Your Eminence. The nuns are ready for their bath."

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Abstinence cartoon 9 of 67

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'I'm a teetotaler.'

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"That's a very generous offer, David. Would anyone else on the board like to take a vow of chastity?"

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"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

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Annual cat survey.

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'Oh, you don't need a prescription. You just need to refrain from everything you enjoy.'

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"I can tell you've been cheating on your diet. These food wrappers are like your eating browser history."

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'I'm not like some girls who rush into marriage. I'm waiting for someone to ask me.'

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"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

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"How about another round to toast temperance?"

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'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

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'We're trying to get 'Keith Richards on Sobriety'...'

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"Of course I support abstinence!"

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Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

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Alcoholics Antonymous

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Wrong gift for priest

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"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."

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'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

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