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"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"
"The way I see it, there will be plenty of time for abstinence after I'm married."
"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."
"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."
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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.
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"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, freebie, freebies, complimentary cocktail, complimentary cocktails, vicar, vicars, minister, ministers, priest, priests, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages, cabin crew, flight, flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, teetotal, teetotaler, teetotalers, abstinence, abstaining
"Saturday night, Your Eminence. The nuns are ready for their bath."
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'I'm a teetotaler.'
Tags:teetotaler, teetotalers, tee-totaler, tee-totalers, alcoholics, alcoholism, lifestyle choices, mountain rescue, mountain rescues, abstinence, alcoholic, lifestyle choice, alcohol, st bernard, dog, brandy-bearing, brandy brigade, rescue dog, avalanche, snow, mountain, rescue, brandy, rescue dogs, brandies
"That's a very generous offer, David. Would anyone else on the board like to take a vow of chastity?"
"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"
Annual cat survey.
"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."
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'Oh, you don't need a prescription. You just need to refrain from everything you enjoy.'
Tags:medical, medicine, doctors, doctor, patients, patient, check up, refrain, restraint, frugal, sparing, prescriptions, prescription, diagnosis, diagnoses, women, health, healthy, hedonism, hedonistic, ascetic, lifestyle, austere, austerity, abstain, abstinence, non indulgent, self discipline, strict, simple fix, simplicity, simple, solution
"I can tell you've been cheating on your diet. These food wrappers are like your eating browser history."
Tags:diet, cheating on diet, dieting, healthy eating, adherence, sticking to diet, food, food wrappers, browser history, browsing history, caught out, snacking, snack, snacks, husband, wife, weight loss, weight management, abstinence, cheat day, healthy eating regimen, litter, littering, trash, garbage
'I'm not like some girls who rush into marriage. I'm waiting for someone to ask me.'
"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."
"How about another round to toast temperance?"
'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'
'We're trying to get 'Keith Richards on Sobriety'...'
"Of course I support abstinence!"
Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.