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"It's O.K. I've got it."
"Why does it always have to represent something?"
Tags:meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting room, meeting rooms, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, presenter, presenters, chart, charts, graph, graphs, statistics, numbers, line, lines, pointless, useless, meaningless, art, modern art, abstract, artistic, represent, representation, representative, office, offices, office life, executive, executives
A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
Tags:art, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, museum, museums, art museum, art museums, suggestion box, suggestions boxes, comment box, comment boxes, blank, white, empty, canvas, canvases, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, modern art, abstract, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, modern life, suggestion, suggestions, suggest, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, lazy, writer's block, artist's block, out of ideas, inspiration, lack of inspiration, artistic, creative, innovative
"Damn it, Edmondson, must we go through this every morning?"
The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.
"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, drawing, drawings, easel, easels, modern art, abstract, abstracts, critic, critics, art appraiser, art appraisers, critiquing, critique, critiques, holds up, compliment, compliments, complimenting, cliche, cliches, word play, wordplay
A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.
Tags:depression, depressed, depressing, abstract, abstraction, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health issue, mental health issues, writers block, writer's block, glum, gloomy, mentally ill, painter, painters, painting, paintings, writer, writers, author, authors, artist, artists, artistry
"Of course you don't understand it. He's and artists' artist."
A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.
Tags:shirt, shirts, art, art museum, art museums, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, fan, fans, faux pas, coordinate, coordinated, color coordinated, colour-coordinated, color coordination, colour-coordination, t-shirt, t-shirts, artist, artists, artistry, coincidence, coincidence, coincidental, color combination, color combinations, colour combination, colour combinations
"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
Tags:check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science is
"You're home now, dear—relax, and we'll get you all sorted out."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, home, homes, coming home, returning home, long day, bad day, businessman, businessmen, office life, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stress, stressful, art, abstract, modern art, work, job, jobs
A cat waits by a square mouse hole.
Tags:mouse, mice, mondrian, piet mondrian, dutch, dutch painter, dutch painters, modern artist, modern artists, modern art, rat, rats, cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, artist, artists, artistry, de stijl, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior design, interior designs
"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."
Tags:abstract, abstracts, scientific abstracts, journal, journals, peer review, peer reviewed, academic, academics, academia, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, trash, trashy, trashiest, scientist, scientists, trash, tabloid, tabloids, paperback, paperbacks, professor, professors, instructor, instructors, teacher, teachers, university, universities, college, colleges
"It must be pouring outside."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, retraced, backtrack, lost, wander, wandering, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, rain, raining, busy, crowd, crowds, weather, bad weather, shelter, sheltered
"It's meaningless, lady, believe me—I painted it."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, retraced, backtrack, lost, wander, wandering, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, meaning, meaningless, pretentious, pretentiously
Tags:little things, small things, the small things, the little things, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, unidentified object, unidentified objects, misc, miscellany, component, components, nonsense, symbol, symbols, signs and symbols, imaginary object, imaginary objects, made up word, made up words
"The edges are nice and hard, but your colors aren't icky enough."
Tags:color, colors, edge, edges, abstract, abstract art, modern art, modern arts, modern artist, modern artists, critic, critics, art critic, art critics, fine arts, painter, painters, painting, painting, gallery, art gallery, art galleries, avant-garde, critique, critiques, critiquing, critic, critics, criticism, stripe, stripes, gimmick, gimmicks
Museum Guard Portrait
Tags:portrait, portraits, modern art, contemporary art, abstract art, abstract artwork, abstract, scribble, scribbles, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, museum guard, museum guards, surreal, painting, paintings, visitor assistant, visitor assistants, visitors assistant, visitors assistants, culture
Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces
Tags:artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, sport, sports, fencing, fencer, fencers, sword, swords, blade, blades, foil, foils, abstract, minimalism, minimalist, create, creative, technique, techniques, transferable, transferable skills, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody
"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
Tags:modern life, modern times, nuisance call, nuisance calls, nuisance caller, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance callers, cold call, cold calls, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, phonecall, phonecalls, telephone, telephones, provenance, privacy, personal information, private information, sculpture, sculptures, abstract, abstract art, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, surrealism, modernism
"Sorry, Lou, I thought it was a very sound suggestion myself."
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
Tags:poetry, poem, poet, poets, poems, turn of phrase, phrase, phrases, prose, prosaic, counsel, counsels, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, romance, romanticism, whimsy, whimsical, legal, legalism, legalisms, legality, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, prosecution, prosecutor, defence, defense, legal representation, play on words, word play, word-play, abstract, abstracted, bookish, book worm, book lover, book lovers
"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."
Tags:collate, collates, collating, clerk, clerks, abstract, abstract art, geometry, order, orders, ordering, secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, assistance, admin, administrative duty, administrative duties, administrative work, office, office work, office worker, delegate, delegates, delegating
"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."