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Caution: Wet Paint
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"It's O.K. I've got it."
"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"
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Abstract portrait art.
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"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."
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Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.
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"Of course you don't understand it. He's and artists' artist."
A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.
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" 'Perceptual and kinetic art have an intertwined development that cannot be totally disentangled; nevertheless perceptual, optical, or "virtual" movement—which always exists in tension with factual immobility—is an experience of a different order.' "
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(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)
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"It's kind of interesting if you step back a bit."
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"But is it content?"
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"Makes me want to draw up some districts of my own."
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A cat waits by a square mouse hole.
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"My two-year-old actually did paint that."
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"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."
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"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."
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"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."
"I've never actually seen a rhinoceros."
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"It's Chicken Mole!"
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