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A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.
Tags:depression, depressed, depressing, abstract, abstraction, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health issue, mental health issues, writers block, writer's block, glum, gloomy, mentally ill, painter, painters, painting, paintings, writer, writers, author, authors, artist, artists, artistry
"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."
Tags:art, artist, artists, painter, painters, art work, art works, art collection, art collections, collect, collector, collectors, connoisseur, connoisseurs, pretentious, faux, full of oneself, full of themselves, pride, proud, obnoxious, showoff, show-off, showoffs, show-off, showing off, shows off, abstract art, abstraction, abstractions, pretend, pretends, not pretend, very good, detestable quality, unbearable personality, the artist persona
"Snipes is our in-house Chicken Little, and he says the sky is falling."
Tags:office, offices, work, work place, work places, falling sky, sky, skies, fall, fell, falls, courage, courageous, abstract, abstraction, in trouble, trouble, troubles, troublesome, sinking ship, market crash, business analyst, business analysts, analyses, analysis, film, films, book, books, analyst, economist, economics, economists, financial expert, financial experts, world falling apart, world fell apart, world falls apart
Tags:little things, small things, the small things, the little things, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, unidentified object, unidentified objects, misc, miscellany, component, components, nonsense, symbol, symbols, signs and symbols, imaginary object, imaginary objects, made up word, made up words
"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."
"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."
Tags:belt, belts, drink, drinks, drinking, nerves, nervous, nervousness, freaked out, freaking out, frightened, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, cube, cubes, cubist, cubists, cubism, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstraction, abstractions, drinking problem, drinking problems, sooth your nerves, soothing your nerves, nervous, anxious, meeting, meetings, boss, bosses
"Hey there, fella. Our time machine transported us to your period of history because we're huge Dark Ages buffs."
Tags:dark age, dark ages, misery, tourist, tourists, tourism, poverty tourism, poverty tourist, poverty tourists, privilege, social privilege, life of privilege, historian, historians, history buff, history buffs, abstract, abstraction, tangible, peasant, peasants, peon, peons, serf, serfs, misery, hard life, hard lives, time machine, time machines
"So to summarise our qualitative study results... your product is like a 'rainbow of French squirrels followed by a small popping noise'."
"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"
Tags:art, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, modern art, postmodern, postmodernism, postmodernist, modernist, modernists, reorganize, reorganization, reorganise, reorganisation, organise, organisation, organize, organization, plan, plans, restructure, restructures, restructuring, planning, cubist, cubists, cubism, angle, angles
"No, I'm the candidate you can trust—the other guy is the candidate of change."
'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'
Tags:hd tv, hdtv, high definition television, high definition televisions, upgrade, upgrades, upgraded, upgrading, thought, thoughts, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, surreal, surrealist, surrealists, surrealism, satellite, satellite tv, satellite tvs, satellite television, satellite televisions, option, options, too many options
Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.
A series of men stand on each other, squashing the ones below.
Tags:corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatic, acrobatics, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, pyramid, human pyramid, human pyramids, squish, squishes, squishing, squash, squashes, squashing, standing on the shoulders of giants, flatten, flattens, flattening, perception, perceptions
"Henceforth, Illingworth, I will expect you to have your act together before you arrive at the office."
Tags:abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, get your act together, getting your act together, discombobulate, discombobulated, out of sorts, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, stress, stresses, stressed out, anxiety, anxiety problem, anxiety problems, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, anxiousness, box, boxes
Three musicians busking
"And that looks like another stain on my carpet."
The Fundamental Matrix for a Certain Random Stroll
A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.
'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'
"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"
"I get it! Expressionist theater uses abstraction as a means of conveying an emotion or idea."
Tags:baldo, expressionist, expressionists, expressionist theater, abstraction, abstractions, emotion, emotions, idea, ideas, annoy, annoys, annoying, skill, skills, sibling relationship, sibling relationships, sibling, siblings, feel bad, feels bad, feeling bad, good at something, being good at something, best in the world, the best in the world, older brother, older brothers, sisters, little sister, little sisters
"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."
'He led the charge to bring modern art to this city.'
Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.