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"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."
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Tags:little things, small things, the small things, the little things, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, unidentified object, unidentified objects, misc, miscellany, component, components, nonsense, symbol, symbols, signs and symbols, imaginary object, imaginary objects, made up word, made up words
"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."
"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."
Tags:belt, belts, drink, drinks, drinking, nerves, nervous, nervousness, freaked out, freaking out, frightened, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, cube, cubes, cubist, cubists, cubism, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstraction, abstractions, drinking problem, drinking problems, sooth your nerves, soothing your nerves, nervous, anxious, meeting, meetings, boss, bosses
"So to summarise our qualitative study results... your product is like a 'rainbow of French squirrels followed by a small popping noise'."
"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"
Tags:art, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, modern art, postmodern, postmodernism, postmodernist, modernist, modernists, reorganize, reorganization, reorganise, reorganisation, organise, organisation, organize, organization, plan, plans, restructure, restructures, restructuring, planning, cubist, cubists, cubism, angle, angles
"No, I'm the candidate you can trust—the other guy is the candidate of change."
Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.
'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'
Tags:hd tv, hdtv, high definition television, high definition televisions, upgrade, upgrades, upgraded, upgrading, thought, thoughts, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, surreal, surrealist, surrealists, surrealism, satellite, satellite tv, satellite tvs, satellite television, satellite televisions, option, options, too many options
A series of men stand on each other, squashing the ones below.
Tags:corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatic, acrobatics, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, pyramid, human pyramid, human pyramids, squish, squishes, squishing, squash, squashes, squashing, standing on the shoulders of giants, flatten, flattens, flattening, perception, perceptions
"Henceforth, Illingworth, I will expect you to have your act together before you arrive at the office."
Tags:abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, get your act together, getting your act together, discombobulate, discombobulated, out of sorts, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, stress, stresses, stressed out, anxiety, anxiety problem, anxiety problems, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, anxiousness, box, boxes
"And that looks like another stain on my carpet."
The Fundamental Matrix for a Certain Random Stroll
A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.
"I get it! Expressionist theater uses abstraction as a means of conveying an emotion or idea."
Tags:baldo, expressionist, expressionists, expressionist theater, abstraction, abstractions, emotion, emotions, idea, ideas, annoy, annoys, annoying, skill, skills, sibling relationship, sibling relationships, sibling, siblings, feel bad, feels bad, feeling bad, good at something, being good at something, best in the world, the best in the world, older brother, older brothers, sisters, little sister, little sisters
Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.