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"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
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"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
Tags:musician, musicians, marching band, marching bands, drums, drummers, drummer, band, bands, parade, parades, march, marches, music, parading, performing, performance, unskilled musician, unskilled musicians, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias, onomatopoeia band, bad band, bad bands, bad musician, bad musicians, missing the point, missed the point, absurd, absurdist
Tags:crime, criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, detective, detectives, police, policing, policed, shot, shooting, shoots, murder, murders, chalk, figure, outline, outlines, suspect, suspects, crime scene, crimes, unexpected, surprise, shoot, shootings, absurd, ridiculous, art, criminal, criminals, chalk fight
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
Tags:trump, donald trump, trump presidency, president, presidential, president trump, american politics, politics, political, us politics, election 2016, election, elections, modern politics, elected, heaven, absurd, sarcasm, sarcastic, border wall, build the wall, the wall, mexico wall, immigration, immigrants, migration, debate, debates, republican, republicans, foreign affairs, foreign policy, current affairs, current events, current, critique, critic, critical, pun, puns, word play, play on words
"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
Tags:bbq, barbecue, barbecues, bbqs, food, burger, burders, beer, beers, copying machine, absurd, chat up, chatting up, invite, inviting, invites, chat-up, boring, bored, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, business, businesses, management, managers, managers, offices, employee, employees, worker, workers, grill, grilling
"You folks ready to order?"
Tags:hungry, hunger, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, mouth, mouths, food, foods, eat, eats, eating, eaten, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, waitress, waiter, waiters, foodie, visual gag, sight gag, absurd, animal, animals, visual humor, visual humour, menu, menus, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
Kafka, Age Ten
Tags:franz kafka, kafka, kafkaesque, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, famous author, famous authors, famous writer, famous writers, literary joke, literature, literary figure, literary figures, children, child, child angst, childhood, childhood angst, chores, childhood chores, chore, childhood chore, existential, existentialism, existential anxiety, existential dread, meaning, meaning of life, life purpose, purpose in life, absurd, absurdity, philosophy, philosophers, philosopher, making the bed, housework, repetition, metamorphosis, internal monolog, internal monologues, internal monologuing, futile, futility, futile task, futile tasks, futile endeavor, futile endeavour
A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.
Tags:cow, cows, dairy cow, dairy cows, dairy, dairy farm, dairy farms, cowshed, cowsheds, bordom, bored, boring, amuse self, amuse oneself, amusing, read, reading, literate, literate cow, literate cows, farm, farming, farmer, farmers, industrial farming, industrial farms, industrial dairy farms, education, education system, literacy programmes, literacy programme, modern education, school, schools, schooling, factory model schools, factory model education, absurd, absurdist
"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."
Tags:slave, slaves, prisoner, prisoners, rowing, rows, rowed, productive, productivity, boat, boats, ship, ships, ancient, ancients, ancient rome, ancient greece, ancient egypt, desk, desks, standing desk, standing desks, standing-desk, standing-desks, fad, fads, trend, trends, absurd, history, historical, modern trends, worker, workers, productive, productivity, parody, parodies, satire, satirical
"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."
Tags:society, societies, social issues, social issue, sexist, sexism, misogyny, misogynist, patriarchy, patriarchy, absurd, patriarchal, children, child, kids, kid, having kids, have kids, have children, crossing, crossing the road, sign, signage, bias, having children, expectations, expectation, family, families, social pressure
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd image
Mouse returns home from work.
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
Untested Egg Recipes.
"This one to your liking, sir?"
For Your Dining Pleasure
Tags:food, foodie, foodies, menu, menus, food pairing, food pairings, pairing, pairings, meal, meals, contradiction, contradictions, incongruity, incongruities, absurdity, absurd, dichotomy, dichotomies, juxtaposition, dissonance, discordance, discord, disharmony, class, class divide, class division, class divisions, class, class difference, upper class, lower class, middle class, filet mignon, frankfurter, hot dog, haute cuisine, lobster tails, chicken wing, caviar, bologna, class distinctions, oligarch, oligarchs
"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."
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Hot Dog Animals: $2
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Tags:plumber, plumbing, emergency plumber, emergency plumbers, plumber, emergency plumbing, superintendent, superintendents, building superintendent, building superintendents, super, supers, caretaker, caretakers, building manager, building managers, apartments, apartment, maintenance, maintenance man, furniture, furniture repair, confusion, confuse, confused, burst pipe, burst pipes, pipe, pipes, water, water leak, leaking water, repair, repairs, repair man, repair men, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, absurd, modern furniture, modern furniture design
"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
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"Always the last place you look."
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"Are you now, or have you ever been."
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How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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