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Jesus snowblows a cloud.
Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving
"I need more space, Larry."
"This is Harold Nordley speaking..."
Tags:answering machine, voicemail, voicemail box, message, leave a message, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, answer, answer the phone, telecom, telecommunications, landline, landlines, landline phone, landline phones, home phone, home phones, call, calling, calls, absurd, absurdism, surrealism, surreal, feigned casualness
New Belief Systems
Tags:belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, absurd, absurdity, absurdism, honest, honesty, filter process training, scientificness, markerbiotics, bio-feedbag, niche, niches, group, groups, grouping, social circle, social circles, feedbag, feedbags, scientist, scientists, nerd, nerds, nerdy
"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"
'Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!'
'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'
Tags:nonexistence, philosophy, philosophical, existential, existentialism, metaphysics, metaphysical, mystical, mystics, mysticism, surreal, surrealism, death, spirituality, spiritual, dimensions, alternate dimensions, fads, fad, trend, craze, cultural, movement, trends, social trends, trendsetter, follower, followers, existence, non-existence, absurd, absurdism
"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."
Tags:mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, even number, even numbers, restriction, restrictions, restrictive grant, restrictive grants, grant, grants, grant money, phd, phds, study, studies, studying, maths, math professor, math professors, absurd, absurdist, absurdism, research, area of research, research grant, research grants, overly restrictive
"I ask you: is this the DNA sequence of an embezzler?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, client, clients, defense attorney, defense attorneys, character, judge of character, judges of character, character witness, character witnesses, dna sequence, dna sequences, free will, question of free will, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, absurdist, absurdism, dna sequencing, genome, genomes, human genome, human genomes
Waiting for Waldot
Tags:beckett, samuel beckett, play, plays, wait, waits, waiting, long wait, long waits, endless wait, endless waits, absurdism, absurdity, children's book, children's books, children's lit, picture, picture book, picture books, playwright, playwrights, play, plays, theatre, waiting for godot, patient, patience, modern update, modern updates, modern remake, remake, remakes
"East West, Up, Down."
A woman's reflection is reversed.
A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.
A woman dips her feet into a pond.
Crab with a clown face.
An astronaut sees a scarecrow on an asteroid as he passes by.
A man walking a dog passes a man walking a snowman.
Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.
'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'
'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'
'And now the other leg!'