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Jesus snowblows a cloud.
Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
Tags:musician, musicians, marching band, marching bands, drums, drummers, drummer, band, bands, parade, parades, march, marches, music, parading, performing, performance, unskilled musician, unskilled musicians, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias, onomatopoeia band, bad band, bad bands, bad musician, bad musicians, missing the point, missed the point, absurd, absurdist
"So now we deal mano a mano, as it were."
A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.
Tags:cow, cows, dairy cow, dairy cows, dairy, dairy farm, dairy farms, cowshed, cowsheds, bordom, bored, boring, amuse self, amuse oneself, amusing, read, reading, literate, literate cow, literate cows, farm, farming, farmer, farmers, industrial farming, industrial farms, industrial dairy farms, education, education system, literacy programmes, literacy programme, modern education, school, schools, schooling, factory model schools, factory model education, absurd, absurdist
"He is a service dog – he's my accountant."
The Potato Man
Tags:potato, potatoes, tuber, tubers, ireland, irish, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, play on words, word play, word-play, ice cream truck, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, treat, treats, food, foods, snacks, snack, snacking, shop, shopping, vendor, street vendor, street vendors, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, alternate, alternate universe, absurdist
"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."
"At the bottom of the ocean – why, where are you?"
Tags:phone call, phone calls, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, bad signal, poor signal, cell phone signal, signal, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, ocean floor, ocean floors, sea floor, sea floors, swimming with the fishes, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, fish, shark, sharks, crab, crabs, sea life, sea creature, sea creatures, absurd, absurdist
"Possums do get into the strangest places."
"That was one strange and confusing competition."
"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."
"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
Tags:rights, miranda rights, reading rights, read you your rights, police, policeman, police officer, police officers, arrest, arresting, arrested, perp, perpetrator, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, reading, read, reading aloud, read aloud, audiobooks, audiobook, tape, tapes, recording, recording, lazy, laziness, absurd, absurdist, listen, listening
"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."
"Great-now I'm gonna be suspicious of every poodle I meet."
Tags:robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, unlikely, suspect, suspicious, poodle, poodles, mugger, mugged, absurd, absurdist, dog, dogs, domestic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners
"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, business person, business people, businessperson, businesspeople, businessman, businessmen, fake, faking, pretend, pretending, clip on, clip on tie, clip on ties, parrot, parrots, bird, birds, shut up, be quiet, hostile, hostility, absurd, absurdist, everyone knows
"Well, some of us were synchronized."
Tags:synchronized swimming, synchronized swimmer, synchronized swimmers, synchronised swimming, synchronised swimmer, synchronised swimmers, synchronized, synchronised, swimming team, swimming teams, swimming, swim, swims, horse, horses, odd one out, absurd, absurdist, letting the team down, let the team down
"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."
"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."
The tunnel of head injury
"Unsee the giant tongue
Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.
"It looks like Ted is out of gumballs... meeting adjourned."
"Do you want a pinch of dinner."
A horse contemplates what to wear
Seahorse. Land Anchovy. Sky toad.