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Jesus snowblows a cloud.
Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
Tags:musician, musicians, marching band, marching bands, drums, drummers, drummer, band, bands, parade, parades, march, marches, music, parading, performing, performance, unskilled musician, unskilled musicians, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias, onomatopoeia band, bad band, bad bands, bad musician, bad musicians, missing the point, missed the point, absurd, absurdist
A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.
Tags:cow, cows, dairy cow, dairy cows, dairy, dairy farm, dairy farms, cowshed, cowsheds, bordom, bored, boring, amuse self, amuse oneself, amusing, read, reading, literate, literate cow, literate cows, farm, farming, farmer, farmers, industrial farming, industrial farms, industrial dairy farms, education, education system, literacy programmes, literacy programme, modern education, school, schools, schooling, factory model schools, factory model education, absurd, absurdist
The Potato Man
Tags:potato, potatoes, tuber, tubers, ireland, irish, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, play on words, word play, word-play, ice cream truck, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, treat, treats, food, foods, snacks, snack, snacking, shop, shopping, vendor, street vendor, street vendors, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, alternate, alternate universe, absurdist
"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
Tags:rights, miranda rights, reading rights, read you your rights, police, policeman, police officer, police officers, arrest, arresting, arrested, perp, perpetrator, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, reading, read, reading aloud, read aloud, audiobooks, audiobook, tape, tapes, recording, recording, lazy, laziness, absurd, absurdist, listen, listening
"Great-now I'm gonna be suspicious of every poodle I meet."
Tags:robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, unlikely, suspect, suspicious, poodle, poodles, mugger, mugged, absurd, absurdist, dog, dogs, domestic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners
"Sherwood Forest...Robin Hood speaking."
Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving
"I need more space, Larry."
"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"
"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"
'Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!'
Tags:sign, signs, highway, travel, transportation, hostage, hostages, crime, victims, kidnapping, automotive, automobiles, road, road sign, warning signs, warning sign, sos, s.o.s., call police, emergency, emergencies, absurd, absurdist, absurdism, highway sign, highway signs, sign company, sign companies
"This date isn't going well, is it?"
Tags:date, dating, dates, dinner, dine, dinners, meals out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, castle, castles, first date, first dates, turret, turrets, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, firing, shooting, shoots, bad, badly, going well, isn't going well, absurd, absurdist, castle on head, head, heads, signal, signals, soldier, guard, soldiers, guards
One afternoon on mars.
Tags:life on mars, life on earth, rock, rocks, martian, martians, alien, aliens, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrial, signs of life, sign of life, space, space exploration, exploring space, space travel, talking rock, talking rocks, geologist, geologists, geology, reverse, mirror world, absurd, absurdist
"I ask you: is this the DNA sequence of an embezzler?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, client, clients, defense attorney, defense attorneys, character, judge of character, judges of character, character witness, character witnesses, dna sequence, dna sequences, free will, question of free will, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, absurdist, absurdism, dna sequencing, genome, genomes, human genome, human genomes
"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."
Tags:mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, even number, even numbers, restriction, restrictions, restrictive grant, restrictive grants, grant, grants, grant money, phd, phds, study, studies, studying, maths, math professor, math professors, absurd, absurdist, absurdism, research, area of research, research grant, research grants, overly restrictive
"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."
Tags:stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, buy, buys, buying, buyer, buyers, seller, sellers, selling, happy ending, happy endings, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, investment firm, investment firms, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, absurd, absurdist, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, capitalist system, capitalist systems, news report, news reports, market report, market reports
A cow dressed as a catholic priest rings a bell.
"East West, Up, Down."
A woman's reflection is reversed.
Crab with a clown face.
An astronaut sees a scarecrow on an asteroid as he passes by.
A woman dips her feet into a pond.
A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.