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'When are they going to make an a/c app?'
'My A/C is broken.'
"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."
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'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'
'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'
'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'
'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'
'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'
"The earth is warming up and we are doing nothing..."
Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.
'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'
'The AC in the house croaked.'
Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.
Sparky (dog about to pee on electrical outlet)
Big outlet, small extension cord.
'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'
'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'
'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'
'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'
'Well, if it is a short circuit, I guess the easiest thing to do is lengthen it.'
'The developers of this flu vaccine can't explain it, but its only side effect is that it may cause your HVAC system to go hay wire for a bit.'
'Dang. We just finished paying for the new HVAC system.'
'Dad, do we zap in AC or DC?'
'I want an electric tooth brush; but I don't know whether my teeth are AC or DC.'