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"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."
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"If I'd snitched, Senator, I would have lost my street cred."
'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'
'I'm willing to step up and accept full responsibility as soon as it starts turning around..'
'This committee will have two functions - to execute my plans and to accept responsibility if they fail.'
'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'
"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"
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A girl gets kicked out of her house for her monster pet.
"Congratulations, you got the mortgage—now how about piggy-backing a home equity loan on top of it?"
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'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'
Poplar trees. Not very poplar trees.
'Yes, I did accept an apple from my third-grader, Billy Smith, but there was no quid-pro-quo.'
"Delphine has been interviewed for, and accepted by, 'Survivor.' "
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"If you insist on giving me a gift for being accepted into Oxford, I could use a new DVD player ... gift wrapped in a BMW."
'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'
'It's great. Just type in the name of someone who died and it'll tell you if they made it in there or not.'
'We're celebrating because our son DIDN'T get into the $50,000 private college but DID get into the $4,000 state university!'
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It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.
Homeless Artists Discuss Artistic Strategy.
Artist Bums Talk Strategy
'Bi-partisanship is so damn boring!'
'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'
'About the location of your tattoos listed on your resume...'