Accident Prone Cartoons and Comics

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

The fumble bee

Humpty Dumpty! Put on this helmet.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Misery Loves Co., Inc.

0 minutes without an accident

Disaster Waiting to Happen Room.

'Bill, the idea is to hit the nails.'

Shot in the foot.

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Accident waiting to happen.

''Health and Safety Executive.' We believe your husband is an accident is waiting to happen.'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

Village of the darned,

'You seem to be very accident prone. We're going to have to drop your coverage.'

'Mr. Reaper was just saying people our age are quite accident prone.'

Bernie's slippers always seem to work just fine.

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"But I am responsible! When your lamp got broke, I was responsible...."

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

"We encourage a positive self-image at work, Larry, but the shades have gotta go!"

Rides his bike like lightning.