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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
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"Thankfully, we were able to segue directly into an autopsy."
"Sorry about showing you the vacuum of space, Robin."
Australia's Short-Lived God
"You run into a window, too?"
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'I thought everything stopped upon hit the ground.'
"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"
"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."
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Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.
"It was just supposed to lift him gently into an upright position."
"It was a hot, humid night and he was floating around in the dark and didn't hear it!..."
"Well, I guess we can leave the sign as it is."
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"Then he said, 'Oh yeah, tough guy, well, what are you going to do about it?'"
Sign Thrower accidentally murders passer by.
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He was cleaning it and it just went off!
'I told you Ralph was crazy to go for a header.'
What happened after the little boy threw the clock out the window to see how time flies.
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"Too bad—the kid had talent."
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Death's Humble Origins