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'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
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',,,And make it look like an accident,'
Tags:thug, thugs, goon, goons, hired muscle, hired muscles, ice hockey, hockey, baseball bat, baseball bats, hitman, hitmen, target, targets, targeted, accident, accidents, accidentally, sabotage, sabotages, sabotaging, cover up, cover ups, plan, plans, planning, planned, attack, attacks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Howie unwittingly gets up on the wrong side of the bed.
Tags:balloon, balloons, air, man, manned, launch, launches, launched, launcher, launchers, electricity, electric, electrics, static, statics, rub, rubs, stuck, stick, sticks, sticking, problem, problems, discovery, discovers, discover, discoverer, discoverers, accident, accidentally, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
A visually impaired man with a white cane accidentally kills pigeons
Tags:visually impaired, visual impairment, blind, blindness, old man, old men, white cane, white canes, stick, sticks, pigeon, pigeons, kill, kills, killinghit, hits, hitting, accidental, accidents, accident, accidentally, dead, death, died, dead pigeon, bird, birds, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."
"I don't get it—last time I jiggled the mouse this way we made a 16.45-per-cent profit."
Tags:profit, profits, tech, technological, computer, computers, stock, stocks, stock market, stocks and shares, share, shares, stock exchange, money, idiot, idiotic, playing the market, goof off, goofing off, goofed off, account, accounts, accounting, broker, brokers, accident, accidental, accidentally, profitable, profitability, stock broker, stock brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers
Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.
'Oops' Plane crash
'You used bleach instead of detergent?!!'
'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'
'Oh my God! I hope he had his hard hat on!'
Miracle on 34th street.
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'I think Mrs. McClouglin may have been given a shot of that tainted laughing gas we've been hearing about.'
'Not snake I said 'rake' Watch out for the rake'
Tags:snake, snakes, rake, rakes, mishear, mishears, mishearing, misheard, baseball, player, players, fielder, fielders, catch, catches, catching, catcher, catchers, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warned, confuse, confuses, confusion, confused, accident, accidents, accidentally, accidental, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Carol! You'd better go down to the yard and see about the cat.'
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, weight, weights, weight lifting, weightlifter, weightlifters, check, checks, checking, checked, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, window, windows, smashed window, smashed windows, train, trains, training, trained, drop, drops, dropped, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...You're standing on his hand.'
Tags:cleat, cleats, feet, foot, pain, pains, painful, stud, studs, stand, stands, standing, trample, tramples, trampled, squash, squashes, squashed, squashing, stand on, stands on, standing on, crush, crushes, crushing, crushed, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, hurt, hurts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Having been in pain for far too long, Barry finally has his tonsils taken out,
Tags:tonsil, tonsils, shadow, shadows, pain, pains, painful, painfully, remove, removes, removed, removing, taxi, taxis, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, surgery, surgeries, hit, hits, ran over, run over, flat, flatten, unnoticed, accident, accidents, accidentally, accidental, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.
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Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.
Tags:distract, distraction, distractions, distracted, senator, senators, mesmerizing, speech, speeches, push, pushes, pushed, pushing, button, buttons, confetti, balloon, balloons, bengal, tiger, tigers, drop, drops, dropped, dropping, droppings, accident, accidentally, inadvertently, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Newton discovers the cookie.
'All right, I accidentally called you 'Rover'. Don't I sometimes call the dog 'Kevin'?'
If you can read this, please turn me over.